Chaotic Good At Its Finest

they were right btw. you have to dig yourself out of your grave over and over again

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.

​World Heritage Post

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

happy pride month to this post specifically

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

cmon they just started… give it some time

Keep going

one must imagine the tumblr mutual happy