KixTheCondomFairy🧚‍♂️

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

Depending on site, reactions to this post have ranged from "You're weird for reading this stuff" to "You're weird for having any shame" lol

*giving you a tour of my tumblr dashboard* well that’s my mutual who posts beatles rpf and that’s my mutual who posts gifs of tv shows i haven’t watched and that’s my mutual who posts pictures of animals frolicking in fields or cool buildings or things like that and that’s my mutual who posts various images of men having sex. sometimes women too

i wonder what they're gossiping about

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in