darth vader, age 23, unsure how to make friends now that his old ones are mostly dead, falls back on the one trick he knows is guaranteed to get social approval: stealing fruit with the force. a roomful of imperial officers watch in terror and moderate annoyance as their snacks float away just as they were about to take a bite. when this fails to get universal acclaim, the weird guy who may or may not be their boss (no one is sure what his job is) crushes all the space pears in a fit of rage, then storms out and crashes a ship to calm down

sad there’s no force ghost padme because imagine the haterism. her and force ghost obi-wan sitting together in awkward silence in the afterlife not talking to each other because with her last breath she told him anakin could be saved and during that entire conversation he was nodding along “listening” while knowingly letting that boy cook the entire time…i just know she was mad

in canon you get like special force knowledge when you become a ghost. so like. can you fucking imagine her dying and like 0 seconds later waking up and immediately knowing what was going down that entire conversation LFMAO

fandoms are obsessed with giving children to characters who would HATE being parents

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

Forever thinking about how Mary conceived via the holy spirit, which is a historically feminine entity. Lots of untapped potential for Something here. Not sure what yet

Lesbianism strikes again