KIWI MANGO FUCK

Reasons for me to work out that aren’t related to my pants.

I still need to know what dog this is

Holy shit.

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW

MOUSE

THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!

Snitch puppy n warrior dog!

That is a pokemon

this shit so funny lmaoooo

you sound like a starship's central computer that has little grasp on what humans find enjoyable

that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

PSA: Please don't hold moles like that

That there is one big mole. You moght want to have your dermatologist check it out.

the w-what

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

We interviewed her, obviously.

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.