"okay, deku kinnie, calm it down" - connor

they dont name bitches eustace OR muriel anymore

No one has the Courage 🤷🏼‍♂️

this is a hammer in my pocket actually But i am always happy to see you

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the character of all time. I'm almost inclined to ask "What's his fucking PROBLEM???" but he thoroughly explains his problem in every episode

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

*trying to trick a guy into turning gay* No jerking it to link doesn't count youre good

thank god for bitching and moaning on tumblr dot com

Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises

Jonathan is the oldest known land animal btw. I need everyone to know that the oldest animal alive is a gay tortoise