My Personal Aether

Dungeon crawling game set in a domain where the law of the land states that all hoards, troves, sacred relics, cursed rings, talking swords, and other unclaimed treasures are the property of the Crown, with the retrieving party being entitled only to a modest finder's fee, and also it uses XP-for-gold advancement specifically pinned to the percentage of retrieved articles' value the character in question is able to legally claim; much of play thus consists of fabricating legitimate-seeming provenances for retrieved treasures in order to obscure the fact that they were pried out of a dungeon and thereby defraud the King.

(No, this is not "yet another tax fraud premise". Circumventing state ownership of unclaimed hoards is a different thing – more forgery and less math, for one!)

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

GET UP CUNT. IT IS THURSDAY.

I got his body temp from 98 (low) to 101 (normal range). Hes still reluctant to move but this is promising. If he doesnt improve im taking him to the ER to make sure its not liver lobe torsion

Soundwave should get to dual-wield Megatron and Shockwave, as a treat.

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

i think they should invent a first day of period that does not feel akin to a cursed amulet draining a person of all their magical energy

STOP!!!!!!!!

:(

What, wait it’s July 23rd today. Exactly 30 days

Girl who’s never kept track of her period before: did you know that monthly menstruation is monthly? That’s crazy

ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist