👑 princest 🍰

If you liked Sinners then you need to read The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones

i know north american vampires prolly scared shitless of good stab cuz it’s like. he turned his maker into a fish. he tortured someone for a hundred years for prompting the senseless massacre of women, children, and sick people. he hunted down his prisoner’s descendent and kidnapped her cat to teach her a lesson in humility. i know every vampire out in the west knows better than to step into blackfeet territory 😂

Reading Stephen Graham Jones' books has been like, ah yes, the Big Three. Colonists, the inevitability of growing away from someone you love, and dads who hate you

With a side order of basketball and lesbians. And probably some elks.

can we all start being crazy about Good Stab from The Buffalo Hunter Hunter please... (jangles keys) come on babies...come get yalls vampires...

“the concept of native vampires” “it would be cool to see the native vampire hunters from sinners backstory” the people literally yearn for the buffalo hunter hunter adaptation. somebody, literally anybody adapt it, and MY LIFE is YOURS!!!!!

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out