/dude its beacon hills/

college in a nutshell

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

…i did not know this, thank you

bless you i wish i had known this in college, but oh well

THIS NEEDS TO BE REBLOGGED ALWAYS

i’m not familiar with the episode, but once I realized this in my personal life sleeping/resting became a lot easier. i always tell people that laying down and napping are so important

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

Men have such fragile egos.

I want to turn my house into a Resident Evil game

me, trying desperately to get into my bathroom: fuck, shit, where’d i put the Eagle Crest

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

Shoutout to people who grew up with emotionally unsupportive parents and have to hear other people talk about how supportive their families are while you’re basically guiding yourself through life. You’re strong and brave.