Kit Quips

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

Had to submit it to the tags for peer review

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

text reads: Hello, my name is Cindy Ann and I'm a Transsexual. I've made this page to help others like myself who share this same gift. Please feel free to look around and contact me if you like. This page is under construction, and is my first attempt at making one myself, so please be patient. Have a lovely day :) Hugs, Cindy Ann

still thinking of you, CindyAnn

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

Imagine one day you're walking around some abandoned building like "yeah this is kinda weird and cool," and you find an old 90s-style headset rig and you decide to put it on just because. It doesn't do anything like it whirrs a bit but nothing happens, you think "huh okay I hope I don't get tetanus from that," and you just go home. Some time goes by and you forget about it, one day you're chilling at a bus stop with some other people and you have no idea that you have a digital clone and the girl standing next to you has a digital clone and your digital clones are on a Windows 95 hard drive in a basement somewhere and they're fucking each other stupid nasty style. That's what happened to Riley.

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten