watching an old disney movie
inspired by the comments in this video making me aware of the siamese cat scene in aristocats

shark vs the universe

Acquired Stardust
Sade Olutola

Discoholic 🪩
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
we're not kids anymore.
d e v o n
Jules of Nature
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
wallacepolsom
trying on a metaphor

roma★

@theartofmadeline
hello vonnie
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watching an old disney movie
inspired by the comments in this video making me aware of the siamese cat scene in aristocats

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jacksepticeye are you aware that u are kinda hard to make in tomodachi life
WHAT??? Everyone tells me every white dude with a beard looks like me! It sounds so easy
SPEAK FOR YOURSELVES FOOLS
ITS BEAUTIFUL
I love how nearly every tomodachi life post I’ve seen is either
A. Cigarettes to eat
B. Bees to eat
C. The worst character you’ve seen in your life
X&Y had to nerf Lysandre with an ugly haircut to distract us from the fact that he was presumably born into privilege and raised on stories of royal ancestry, then became a filthy-rich technology CEO near-universally beloved and respected for his philanthropy and genuine improvement of so many individual people's lives, except as a consequence of his naive and privileged billionaire-class perspective, none of his sincerely impassioned attempts to make a more beautiful world ever dismantled the capitalist structure from which he personally benefit, his consequently insufficient impact and predictable "failures" compounding with the mostly self-inflicted personal strain and burnout of seeing himself as a chosen one, genius, and savior, all leading to a severe mental breakdown and even more severe radicalization, in which he convinced both himself and those around him that humanity was inherently greedy and bound to destroy both itself and the world via greed and overpopulation, meaning all of humanity except his accelerating elitist cult must be killed to preserve the beauty and resources of the world, simply because Lysandre, the chosen one, the genius, could not envision a future with them in it, and THEN. when he came a hair's width away from succeeding at complete obliteration of all so-called "filth," when all he had done was about to bury him in a permanent grave, THEN. then of all the things that could've possibly happened next, instead of anything that literally anyone was expecting, it was revealed that precisely One Hundred Worms looked at him, and collectively decided that there is no such thing as inherent vileness, no such thing as inherent greed, and most of all, there is no such thing as too far gone. the ancient embodiment of balance and order, in the form of One Hundred Worms, saw a tiny spark of capacity for change within him, and decided to prove humanity was not inherently greedy by proving Lysandre himself could change, and become his own antithesis by losing all the wealth and privilege he once had, and setting aside his ego. like okay. holy fuck. yeah of course he needed to have the haircut of an obviously evil dipshit, because otherwise he'd be. he'd be way too fucking impactful. and typing this out, i'm not even sure the ugly haircut saved him. Pokémon X&Y, they will never make me hate you.

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ummm found it like this
Bombchu Girl
i didnt realize this until now but the glowing target thing i think is supposed to represent rupees
I really need a stylus
“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.
i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

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happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!
though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!
thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!
Metamorphosis or smt
A blessing from the Great Twili Fairy
My acquaintance playing BioWare games has reminded me of my "Dragon Age 2" time travel / dimension travel AU concept, in which a mage Garrett Hawke gets left in the Fade and ends up being shunted across dimensions back to Lothering where a rogue Marian Hawke is trying to get her family the fuck out of Blighted Fereldan.
The Hawke family dynamics here are very juicy. The new Hawkes absolutely initially mistake Garrett for their father, Malcolm, and it makes everyone sad. People are relieved to have a guide / fatherly figure at the same time that they all kind of resent some new guy telling them what to do, and Garrett is so used to the majority of these people being dead for years. It's a mess!
Anyway, the thing that intrigued me about a time travel fic for DA2 is that I think not sharing information with people and not letting them make informed decisions with that information is an especially shitty thing to do in DA2. Even if Garrett decided to keep future events to himself in this AU (he wouldn't, he's too fucking tired to play master manipulator even if he was inclined to try), it's definitely shitty to keep to himself information about an amnesiac like Fenris. Fenris deserves to know that shit.
The fun thing here is that I think Fenris would take information from a strange mage very, VERY badly. Especially because, in this AU, Garrett Hawke is a blood mage and was romantically involved with Merrill, another blood mage. (Not doing that again. This isn't his Merrill anymore.) So, Fenris sneers, "You expect me to believe that I was friends with a BLOOD MAGE?"
And Garrett Hawke is like, "Ohhh, no! No, no, no, we were NOT friends. Please, you scared the shit out of me; I was terrified that you were going to kill me or turn me into the Templars for at least five years. We just had the same friends, like Varric and Isabella and Aveline. I mean, we saved each other's lives a bunch, and I'm pretty sure we've both puked on each other at least once, and we went out a lot with Isabella and Merrill because THEY were friends. Isabella tried to talk us into a foursome once, which did NOT happen. I only know this stuff because Isabella and Varric called me to help on some crucial expeditions as magical backup, because the other choices were Merrill and, uh, Anders, and I pretty much just stood in the back while you brutally killed some magisters. This may be the first time I have EVER had a one-on-one conversation with you."
I think "we were dating women who were best friends and so we occasionally sat at the same table together in manly silence" is a VERY funny relationship for a time traveller to have with a former companion. I love time travellers who absolutely did NOT 100% all available quests. I think Marian Hawke should rope Sebastian into her crew and Garrett should be like, "I'm gonna be real, Mary, I don't really fucking know who that Chantry guy is because I avoided him like the Blight. I'm a mage and he looks like a snitch."
Once again making reference pictures of my Links, but hopefully this time the designs will be final? We will see lol

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“select your gender” except the options are uquiz aesthetics
less of this
more of this
this is what im talking about. that’s gender
@scentedluminarysoul @stelte23
more gender
Most inclusive option:
[uploads DOOM as my gender]
So fun fact that won't surprise anyone who knows me: I've done this. My job had a inclusivity survey that pissed me off (they included "transgender" and "cis gender" as possible responses for "what's your gender?", alongside "male" and "female"!) but I noticed they didn't put a length limit on the gender field if you selected "other". So...
They didn't accept binary files (which is fine, my gender isn't binary) so I had to base64 encode doom, but even though it froze chrome for nearly 8 hours, I was able to paste a full copy of the Doom install disks into the form.
as a side project while waiting on chrome to unfreeze, I developed a way to encode Doom into PNG files that could safely be posted on Twitter without them being corrupted into JPEGs, as Twitter loves to do.
Anyway, the thread is here, but really all you need is this one screenshot.
Oh my god they ran doom on their gender
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If you're a disabled young person, you've most likely been hit with the "pfft you think you're in pain now? Just wait til you're my age" bullshit from older people at least once. Everyone talks about how invalidating it is
But I haven't seen anybody mention how it's terrifying, too. Yes, I know health deteriorates with age. I know that old age is a disability unto itself. I know that the healthiest person alive will start getting aches and pains past the age of 40 and may even need mobility aids
I know all this stuff. And it always makes me think "yeah, if I can't walk without joint pain even while using mobility aids AT AGE 21, how painful will life be for me at the age where it gets painful for everyone?"
And it's hard not to feel like I'm doomed, y'know? Where most people get a period of health that they wish they appreciated more when they start to lose it, my starting point was a body that doesn't work properly and it's only gonna get worse from there. It's worse every fucking year.
TLDR stop telling disabled young people that their pain will only get worse to the point of being unimaginable as they age, WE FUCKING KNOW