*SLAMS OPEN DOOR AND SPRINTS UP TO MICROPHONE*
Everyone!
EVERYONE!!
I have had an IDEA!!!
Psych, the 2006 tv show... and the dc batman franchise... crossover fic.
Bruce knows this dramatic bitch is lying about his psychic abilities (or at least he's 99.99% sure he's fake, but he can't 100% prove it).
Though Spencer is admittedly a very good detective, so he also can't bring himself to call the guy out on it- if he wants to play psychic, then let him play psychic.
(whether or not anyone other than Bruce figures out Shawn isn't psychic? idk.)
Spencer 100% figures out that Bruce is Batman immediately. Gus refuses to believe him until the Bat unmasks himself right in front of them.
(maybe the plot could be something about Gotham Police needing help on a case, and the Santa Barbara Police Department sends over Shawn and Gus because they've discovered a connection between this case and an old one from their area? idk. or you could straight up just go for a classic "dimension portal drops Shawn and Gus into Gotham")
(Martian Manhunter meets Shawn, and Shawn's thoughts are just 'please don't tell them I'm not actually psychic, it's so funny please please pleasepleaseplease' and J'onn, being the sneaky prankster that he is, just nods like "I shall neither confirm or deny the existence of this man's psychic abilities.")


















