Entangled in the Spider's Web

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

World Heritage Post

Anybody who follows bloodymary or phm tags, be warned there's an account who reposts other people's comics and puts porn links in the first/prev/next buttons The account is avalilihub and I recommend reporting and blocking so you don't get their posts on your dash

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

And boy are they clumsy

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

BONK!

No, Word, I do not “want to rewrite this paragraph with copilot”. Similarly, I do not “want to hire a drunk chimp as a chauffeur”, so perhaps you can fuck off?

date idea: i lay down on ur lap and you pet my head and tell me im not too much

It's a pain in the ass, but it's my pain in the ass!