WHAT IS UP GIRL YOU LOOK FORBODING AND MALICIOUS

Me, flirting: “Let me cook for you”

this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]

I am DYING to know what their parents are like that their kids all turned out like this

thank you clam man

sorry mate I can’t talk right now I’m being chased by a lit trail of gunpowder

Hey what’s that pouring out of your pocket?

oh god

I fucking swear to god

cool idea- bind all controls of a game to the same key and see what happens when you press it

i am gonna do it

don’t do this

it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence

did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia’s greatest love machine

additionally, everyone who wasnt in the party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty bummed out when they found him and his miracle dick dead the next day and there was a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal family themselves attended. however after the tsar was overthrown a few month later they exhumed his body and burned it because the new leadership was very adamant about making sure there were no ties left to honor the old monarchy. however this dudes body had never been properly prepped for a cremation which meant that under the extreme heat his tendons and ligaments began to retract and shrink causing his dead body to move and twitch around as if still animate. according to some testimony his body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and at least one spectator fired a gun at the body and another may have allegedly died of shock.

Rasputin was an old god from times before humans

He is like a cleric gone wild

“did rasputin do something problematic” i am going to die

WHAT THE FUCK LMFAO

Finally some good fucking memes