kitaurita

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

sorry i didn’t text back or post for two months i was busy dramatically thinking about my writing instead of actually writing

this post is 2 years old and it’s only going to get funnier as it gets older

love the library. there's no risk. you can take out a book and go "wow this sucks" and just give it back. and when you do that you're still making the library's Number Go Up so you'll be able to roll the dice on even more books. all for the low low price of free/you already paid for it with your tax money so you might as well use it

Ooohhhh lovely 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Concussions-to-Lovers speedrun

when me and my partner would get high i would sometimes go “tv remote high” which is where i’d sit and start listing off new designs for tv remotes like “round and blue with one big red button in the middle” or “shaped like a purple witch with green stripes” before we realised i was just listing things i could envision as 2d shapes.