Simpin But Not Pimpin

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

goes for soldiers too

a kiss dropped on your shoulder from behind, a kiss pressed against your cheek from behind, a kiss pressed against your temple from behind, a kiss pressed against your hair from behind, a kiss—

fake dating is soooooooooooooooo goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddd

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs

I sometimes feel that I'm not doing enough with my life, but at least I grew my first two arms significantly before a cactus would have been expected to.

Reblog if you grew your first two arms significantly before a cactus would be expected to

Be sure to give adolescent saguaros a thumbs up to let them know they’re doing a good job.

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions