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Police vs law enforcement

Look I used to work with tow truck guys and they do not give a fuck. One time the Air Force was doing a recruiting stunt and they decided to bring a plane as like…a prop? I dunno and they parked it in a 20 minute loading zone and 21 minutes later my coworkers IMPOUNDED THE PLANE.

Have you ever had an Air Force general call your office and bitch? He did not expect the tow truck guys.

my gender…? I was supposed to bring my- ? *grumbling* no one told me I was supposed to bring a gender to this thing

this was so much

This was so satisfying 

They tried it

Andy Murray drinks his Respect Women Juice.

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I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation

Oh myfdb c

I have a cryptic need to reblog this as much as possible

Are we gonna ignore the sounds this man is making

The transition at the end is SENDING ME

It’s called Golden Boy, why the fuck do you guys keep reblogging the one without the title

Because I’m evil and don’t give a fuck

#this is also what real life barn animals do whenever a gate is momentarily left open#a goat will wake up from a dead sleep and teleport instantly to the gate you left open momentarily to bring the wheelbarrow inside10,780 notes

I-is that….

This is a nightmare.

5% of tumblr has a whole lobe dedicated to recognizing this silhouette in 0.5 seconds