gungar run and it is fun

maaan grandpa suuucks *feeds him an edible and makes him listen to creepy carnival music with a blindfold on*

overwatch had the right idea when they made every sniper in the game weak to a gorilla that could leap to your position and beat you to death. i think this should be a more common game design choice for multiplayer games

absolute fucking cinema. i'm so proud of you all

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

we love to applaud performative masculinity

I was a stoic

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today. 

Can i get an inteligent man bitch to show me how to make xbox gifs

till the room doesn't smell anymore

till none of the room's characteristics are observable