Linden Makes Things

if u scaled a bear down to the size of a rat it wd look like a perfectly normal rat-sized creature. but the bear is not the size of a rat - it’s the size of a bear! truly God is great

Furthermore We Must Genetically Engineer A Species Of Rat The Size Of A Moose

Behold I Tell You Man Shall Become Also Great #MooseRatMindset #TeamMooseRat #MooseRat2022

The Moose Rats Will Be Our Friends And We Will Ride Them. The Accursed Cities Of The North American Continent Shall Fall To Our Moose Rat Cavalry. Our Cringe And Fail Country Shall Give Way To The Glory And Valor Of The Moose Rat Khanate. Mönkh Tengeriin Khuchin Dor

Behold: My deeply explicitly erotic zine full of very, very mature material

Damn, that's useful

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

cultures that do an afternoon nap are OBJECTIVELY CORRECT and the world should be learning from them

you've heard of the spanish siesta now get ready for places like Vietnam where it's commonplace to see workers pull out a mattress & take an afternoon nap on the office/store floor. very powerful way to roll. give kindergarten-style naptime BACK to the people ✊

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

I finally found the original. I will now put it on my blog, bless this legendary post that ended up a meme

also rewatched the first episode of rgu last night and was thrown off by the mention of a regional basketball tournament. can you imagine being a regular school basketball team and having to play against the surreal psychological horror metaphor and allegory school team