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come back to me most perfect of comics

Don’t forget the main plot was a damning satire of the brokenness and inherent racism of the American justice and prison systems! Louis Sachar does not fuck about

It always fuck me up that older people don’t understand how this story is as essential to most american children as Gone with the Wind or Mary Poppins was.

unironically, this is one of the best books/movies for young people that exists

Kissing Kate Did Nothing Wrong

And the technical writing of Holes is perfect. Like, it’s one of the most technically-perfect books ever written. Basically any plotting or pacing or characterization issue you’re having, read Holes and really study how Sachar did it. THE LIZARDS! THE LIZARDS.

the twisty prophecies! the lizards! the lipstick! the humor! this book doesn’t play. a true classic.

and! in a twist, it’s actually the most accurate depiction of archaeology across pretty much all media!

Also it's explicitly stated that the guy's consciousness is still alive and preserved on the alien planet. Jill is told this and then proceeds to defend the alien anyways, ensuring that her husband's brain is stuck in a jar on a desert planet. You love to see it

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

if u scaled a bear down to the size of a rat it wd look like a perfectly normal rat-sized creature. but the bear is not the size of a rat - it’s the size of a bear! truly God is great

Furthermore We Must Genetically Engineer A Species Of Rat The Size Of A Moose

Behold I Tell You Man Shall Become Also Great #MooseRatMindset #TeamMooseRat #MooseRat2022

The Moose Rats Will Be Our Friends And We Will Ride Them. The Accursed Cities Of The North American Continent Shall Fall To Our Moose Rat Cavalry. Our Cringe And Fail Country Shall Give Way To The Glory And Valor Of The Moose Rat Khanate. Mönkh Tengeriin Khuchin Dor

Behold: My deeply explicitly erotic zine full of very, very mature material

Damn, that's useful

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

cultures that do an afternoon nap are OBJECTIVELY CORRECT and the world should be learning from them

you've heard of the spanish siesta now get ready for places like Vietnam where it's commonplace to see workers pull out a mattress & take an afternoon nap on the office/store floor. very powerful way to roll. give kindergarten-style naptime BACK to the people ✊