zaundads headcanon - how they argue
silco is a very physical arguerāhe pokes, points, shoves, and prods. he squints, scrunches his nose, pouts, hisses, and snipes.
if he has a lot to say, he tells vander to sit down ācause heās not going to get a cramp in his neck from looking up for so long. sometimes when heās too angry to do that, he grabs a chair or a crate to stand on so that he can argue with vander at eye level/from a higher viewpoint.
(vander finds it really fucking endearing when silco tells him to sit down and/or stomps off and comes back with a crate to stand on, trying his hardest not to smile.)
occasionally, silco physically handles vander into the nearest seatāgrabbing him by the shoulders, pushing him, pulling him. the build uo to this is silco entering the pub loudly, still sparking and fizzling with frustration like an exposed wire, and stalking past vander without sparing a second glance (expecting him to follow).
when vander doesnāt follow right away (torn on whether or not he should follow or give silco space to cool down first), he gets his answer in the form of silco storming back out from where he disappeared and either standing there waiting for the other man to read the room and leave his station and then dragging him out with a hand on his collar, or silco himself flips up the hatch, grabs vander by the front of his shirt and pivots to stomp off again with the big dog behind him.
which is a sight to see for anyone dining in or taking drink at the last drop for the first time. but to those who knew of the hound and his handler, it was instantly understood that this particular argument wasnāt going to be a swift one.
then itās all finding the bottom of your tankard really interesting or suddenly desiring to close your tab early because while it could not be seen, silcoās rage was a terrifying one considering how quiet it is. and for vander not to raise his voice once is even scarier considering how dangerous his rage is as who in all of the lanes wields the heraclean talent of taming the hound of the undergound? the pretty bird on his arm?
people wouldnāt believe it until they observed silco for themselves, commanding silent authority from his perch on the bar or overseeing his book of enterprise tucked into a homey booth at the back of the pub. the way he so easily wins the pint-pullerās attention by just being there, sometimes not even saying a word until he takes his leave because thereās too much work to be done and heās too busy in his head.
vander is all voice when he argues, his gestures come later: a hand in his hair, wiping his face or in the air emphasising his words.
from an early age he learnt to rein in his strength when arguing because of the obvious physical advantage he has over others, so he roars and growls and grits through clenched teeth. he sighs and postures back his shoulders like a soldier.
when he argues with silco, itās hard to remain angry because his love for him is always there first before the grievance whenever he looks at him. he sees his soulmate, his other half. his partner.
the same applies when theyāre right in each otherās faces, nose-to-nose, and silco is glaring straight death at vander but because heās looking up, the light catches his eyes and vanderās completely gone (on some āwhatever you say, beautifulā).
the way vander doesnāt joke like an adolescent lad when heās with silco but instead speaks to him like a mature loverāgentle murmurs so soft theyāre barely inaudible, not even having to ask his order before vanderās refilling his glass or setting a new bowl down for his elusive canary to pick at.
lingering his eyes in the direction of the dark booth as he polishes glasses, checking in on his partner periodically through the bustling shift.
excusing himself from his patrons to go and say goodnight if silco is the one to leave first, draping the cloth over his shoulder or tucking it into his belt as he follows the younger man up to their bedroom (when the time can be spared) or catching him around the corner and crowding him against the wall. away from the curious eyes of their establishment that ceaselessly wonder at the sort of power silco must possess if he can master the pitās most feared pair of fists.
and when the night is particularly sweet, with no argument to be had, silco will grab vander by the collar anyway, though he will not be angry. heāll lead vander up the stairs gently, fingers curling tight into the front of his shirt, as he ascends to their bedroom, frequently looking back to make sure that vander is following closely.