Melontrash

what if it was gay boy advance. how would you feel then?

gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

*gets scared and throws one of my cool rocks at your fourhead*

suction cupping his bald head with my spacious pussy to control his feeble mind

young men are experiencing alienation, which is apparently a different thing than transforming into a little green guy with a ray gun

"virgin" airlines? heh... not after I'm done with em...

wrong blog

Help I got the Temu labiaplasty and now my pussy is on backwards

this “job” stuff is sooooooo fucked up. i have to get out of bed? when it’s cold?

ah shit. it happens every day? even when it’s really cold?

ra ra rasputin something something sour cream

it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok

"Fuck I'm going to get a bad grade in friendship media resonance"