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Headcanon that Ilyaâs gay awakening was Keanu Reeves and Shaneâs was Patrick Swayze.
Once theyâre public, I think Shane is not safe from Ilyaâs old man jokes. His just come in a different form.
Ilya nodding with a WAG about older men. Yes, yes I understand this. They take care of you. More mature. Established. I know because I have older husband too.
Heâs referencing his age gap relationship. Making jokes about how Shane robbed the cradle.
Heâs calling Shane a sugar daddy whenever he pays the bill for something (which is pretty often)
Whenever Shane doesnât get a chronically online reference Ilyaâs looking at the person who made it and shrugging âhe does not get the lingo. Different generation, my older husband.â
Meanwhile Shane is rolling his eyes with that exasperated little smile that he only makes for Ilya.
i think if hollanov decide to have more than one kid at least one of them will be a goalie. and you know that kid is going first in whichever draft they end up in because they practiced on shane fucking hollander and ilya fucking rozanov (because if your dads were casually the two best centres in the nhl and two of the most successful hockey players on the planet, then you defend that net like your life depends on it)
everyone else in that years draft thinks this hollander-rozanov child got picked first out of nepotism (because who the fuck is that desperate to pick a goalie first overall in the draft?) until one day that teamâs starting goalie is injured and all of a sudden your scoring chances have gone to hell because youâre trying to get the puck past cerberus, the three headed dog that guards the gates of hell

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Having confidence in your writing abilities is just as much a skill you need to cultivate as actually writing is.
It's normal to doubt yourself, it's just important to learn how to look past your doubts and recognize that letting yourself worry about the possibility that your writing sucks will never make you a better writer. The only thing that will make you a better writer is writing, so stop worrying about whether you're any good and WRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When #myshane retires, he doesnât go into coaching or podcasting or whatever.
He becomes a consultant who shitty teams trying to not suck, good teams who want to last further into the playoffs, great teams who want to finally win the cup, call to Fix Them.
He is paid absolutely bonkers amounts of money to watch a team play for five minutes and immediately diagnose whatâs wrong with them. He is always right.
Ok 5 minutes is probably an exaggeration. The coaches send him a bunch of tape to review in advance. They probably focus on their best players or the ones they think need the most improvement, but half the time Shane requests more, focusing on players they hadnât paid much attention to before. Then one day at practice, the players look up into the stands and are filled with awe, terror, and wonder, because Shane Hollander is sitting there staring directly at them with a scarily thoughtful look on his face.
He meets with the coaches and gm and reports his conclusions. Who to trade and for who , how to get better results from certain players, how to run power plays and penalty kills, changes in line makeups.
Some lucky players get to meet with him. He takes about five minutes to list off or demonstrate everything they need to do to stop sucking. He has no time for chit chat or hero worship. Focus, listen, learn, and do exactly what he says and you will be good. Fail to do what he says and you will shame your entire bloodline.
I think that, if heâs not the one actually playing, this would be a dream job. It involves Knowing Things About Hockey, Judging Shitty Hockey Players, Getting Recognized As The Best at Hockey, Being Correct, and Making Hockey Better. He should get to do all these things
I will add that he contracts Yuna and Svetlana to do research on players and coaches. They get so good that the league starts requiring that he sign contracts saying he will never acquire ownership of any teams. And when teams sign him on they MUST agree to sensitivity training before he even starts his evaluations.
A compilation of inherently BOY things I think Ilya does during his first time at the cottage that fundamentally ruin his cool-guy image for Shane in the most endearing way possible:
- Ilyaâs first sunburn, which is Very Bad. His are all cheeks all flushed and heâs walking funny and hissing through his teeth as he pushes on the reddened skin as it turns yellow. He yelps any time Shane tries to touch it, which is all the time because itâs funny and also because he likes touching Ilya.
- Shane catches a little sunfish off the end of the dock and puts it in a bucket full of water and Ilya sits in a Slavic squat in front of that bucket for hours on the dock watching the fish swim around. Heâs sticking his hand in there to try and touch it and making embarrassing noises and jerking his hand away when he does manage to brush a finger along the scales. Until Shane tells him it needs to be released at some point and then Ilya is insisting on being the one to do it.
- Utterly failing at water skiing, with Shane trying to give tips while David drives the boat. Full on face of water, sputtering eating-shit so many times but insisting on going again, because Shane can do it so Ilya will do it too.
- Not tying up his shorts tight enough the first time David takes them tubing (despite his calm demeanour, once David has a tube behind his boat he drives like a maniac) and Ilya almost loses his shorts, white booty out. Shane canât help but smack his ass and cackle as Ilya tries desperately to hold onto the tube handle with one hand and his shorts (that are around his knees) with the other while they continue to fly across the water.
- Ilya trying to dive off the dock in a life jacket because Shane told him it was impossible and now of course he has to try.
- Ilya in a life jacket in general.
- Ilya with a mosquito bite. Itching itching itching while Shane slaps at his hands and tells him to stop. Itâs gets all red and raised bump, and Ilyaâs kind of self conscious but he still canât stop scratching and cursing mosquitos as he does. But then Shaneâs pressing a careful thumbnail into an X over the bite and Ilyaâs fascinated by another way he can be close to Shane.
- Ilya on the dock, on his stomach watching a spider eat a bug in its web for an undetermined amount of time. Heâs narrating for Shane with a slightly disgusted but fascinated tinge to his voice who is suntanning beside him, sunglasses on.
- Ilya in the marsh trying to catch a frog after David explains how Shane used to do it all the time. Heâs finally got one, calling Shaneâs name with so much excitement and a frog cupped between his hands. Of course itâs the largest fugliest frog in the marsh so then theyâre both crouched down, staring into Ilya cupped palms arguing about whether or not the frog is cute (Ilya says it is, Shane says itâs ugly)
- Ilya with a leech from the marsh stuck onto his ankle. Heâs actually Losing His Shit about this one. freaky, disgusting, Canadian blood sucker. Why the fuck would they even have these things in the lake. Shane has to pull it off. Obviously he lets Ilya chase him around the property throwing his ankle towards Shane screaming âget it off, Shane! Get it off!â before he has Ilya sit on a sun chair and performs leech surgery on his ankle while Ilya whimpers (non-sexily).
Sincerely, someone who grew up with a Canadian family cottage.
Sorry, I am spiraling a bit, but I actually think we havenât said enough about Ilya here. I know we focus on Shane because heâs experiencing first time anal, but Ilya is clearly on another planet.
Like heâs slack-jawed and staring like he canât believe whatâs happening. Yes, Shane pulls him in for a kiss, but he was going down anyway. I just keep thinking about how throughout this whole scene Ilya looks seconds away from just completely falling into Shane. Also, this face?? The way he just rolls his forehead against Shaneâs?? Heâs totally overcome by what heâs experiencing.
Anyway, justice for Ilya having his mind blown by Shane Hollander.
i actually think that what's being missed in the 'why does everyone love heated rivalry' conversation is just that it's good
it's well made, well shot, well directed, the music is interesting, the costumes are both thoughtful and subtly period accurate, the sex scenes are intentional and, again, accurate to what hooking up when you're like 18 actually feels like...the actors are of course attractive but they look like real people. the characters are varied and well fleshed out, the acting is really, really strong
so many shows and films shoot and then slot in whatever music kind of fits or could be licenced in the budget after time, but you can tell that the scenes in hr were shot with that specific music in mind. and the same intentional approach runs through the whole thing
it feels...so nice to watch a show that cares about itself
Nobody knew in advance that this show would become a massive international phenomenon. It was a mid-budget Canadian show (which means low budget by US standards) adapted from a Harlequin romance novel. The deal with HBO for US distribution rights was only signed a few weeks before it began to air.
But everybody involved treated it as if it was serious art anyway. Not just some little Canadian streaming show that might well disappear after airing. Based on a book from a genre that is usually ridiculed by people who consider themselves serious film people. The cast, the crew, the writer/director, the music supervisor, everybody. They all did their best work for love of the game.
I especially want to echo the part about this genre being a genre usually ridiculed. Historically, romance has never been taken seriously by many industries. Actors and directors arenât considered award worthy if theyâre in romance, books arenât even given the time of day as âproperâ literature if theyâre romance etc etc etc.
To consume media, where all people involved, from the actors to the costume designers to the intimacy coordinators respect a genre that has so long been considered less-than is so refreshing.
Everyone involved treats it like itâs an accomplishment to be part of, rather than just a stepping stone in their career as they work towards âbetter thingsâ. They treat it like itâs important and meaningful and worthy of their effort and reverence and not just âtrashy romanceâ. And itâs a fucking breath of fresh air to see romance (especially something that is sex focused) proudly and publicly acknowledged as something worth time and energy and not something you have to read or watch or consume in the dark and call it your guilty pleasure.

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Me writing badly on purpose so people know my fics arenât ai đââď¸
the character in canon: calm, composed, cold, intimidating, invincible
the character in my fics: shaking, whimpering, curling in on himself on the floor and is covered in blood
Oh my god I went on threads for the first time in a month today and itâs scary over there u guys
Ilya throws his head back, sinking deep in the pile of pillows, and if he could melt right into the mattress, he would. Shaneâs lounging on his belly down between Ilyaâs legs, giving him the worldâs molasses-slowest blow job. Â
âFuck,â he breathes, and his thigh shakes.
Ilya looks down at Shane looking up at him, staring with dark glassy eyes. The corners of his puffy pink lips quirk up from where theyâre wrapped around the head of Ilyaâs cock. He pulls off and nudges him with his nose, content and unhurried while Ilya squirms before him.
âShane,â Ilya says, half-request and half-warning, and Shane grins at him before he takes him in his mouth again. Heâs soft lips and light, unhurried lapping, and Ilya wants to just grab his face and fuck it. He weaves one hand down into Shaneâs hair instead, and braces the other on the headboard. His hips buck up on their own a little anyway, and he bumps against the back of Shaneâs throat. Shane moans, and he absorbs the vibration. Â
âShane,â he repeats with more urgency, and Shane pulls off with his shiny, sinful smile again. Ilya huffs, and it sounds like he's whining.Â
âYou wanna come?â Shane asks, and No I want to throw you over the back of the bed and fuck you, make you feel as ruined wrecked obliterated as youâre making me. I want to hear you keening like a starving, desperate animal. Then I want to come.
âYes,â he grits, instead of all that. And still, Shane takes his time, rubs Ilyaâs twitching, spit-slick cock against his cheek, until Ilya grunts and pleads, âFor fuckâs sake, Shane.â
And finally, finally Shane gives it to him, gives him pressure and suction and fast wet heat. He comes groaning with Shaneâs nose buried in his curly hair, so hard he still sees stars when he opens his eyes again. Â
Shane cleans his mouth with the back of his hand, and comes up to lay beside Ilya, flushed and smirking with self-satisfaction. Ilya canât wait to wipe it off his face. Heâll make it torture, endless, agony and bliss. Just as soon as he can feel his legs again.
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@hutsonwoolyums lil smth for sho sunday <3
#yeah #very much yeah

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Thereâs just something that scratches me the right way about the fact that Shane is canonically the most attractive man in the NHL and heâs oblivious to the people (men and women alike) falling over themselves for him because he literally cannot look at another human being the way he looks at Ilya Rozanov
Shane Hollander, literal stars in his eyes, staring up at Ilya as though he hung the moon and stars, barely able to breathe around his desire for him, such a soft smile on his face: âyouâre an assholeâ