everything hollanov

by kissingpractice. rated M, 2.4k

Shane’s condo is just as quiet and neighbourless as Shane’s house. It’s just as perfectly, tastefully, interior-designer decorated as Shane’s house, and it’s even less lived-in. The only room that anyone ever spends any time in is the bedroom, because the condo only gets used when Rozanov is in town. They meet there after their games in Montreal, they fuck, and then they leave. Nobody has ever spent more than four consecutive hours in that apartment. Only one other person has its address.

Rozanov calls it the sex apartment, or the fuck condo, or Shane’s sex dungeon, if he’s feeling like being particularly irritating. But the fact that Rozanov refers to it at all immediately breathes more life into that practically-abandoned building than is contained in the house that Shane has occupied for four years.

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From the team that brought you the Hollanov Summer Exchange, now announcing….

Hollapalooza is a 3 day multi-media fandom event that combines our love of Hollanov and good music. A set list will be compiled and voted on based on song suggestions we receive! Once the set list is released you can create an original artwork, fan fiction, video, edit etc. inspired by songs that remind us of our favorite couple!

Schedule (more info to come!)

Song Submissions: To Be Confirmed

Voting for Songs: August 21 - 24

Set List Drops: August 28

Event: September 18 - 20

I'm looking for a lost fic! It's post TLG and Ilya has a bad hit on the ice and Shane gets to comfort and be there with him because theyre public now. I remember the announcers thinking that Shane was leaving the bench to start a fight but he actually just laid down on the ice to comfort Ilya.

Here is what I could find.

Good Knees Go to Heaven 

When Ilya takes a bad hit on the ice, Shane is there to take care of him.

To Bite One's Tongue 

Ilya takes a bad hit. Shane panics. Cliff is a Good Friend. Svetlana is a GOAT. Hayden is just Hayden.

In an instant 

During an away game against Washington, Ilya and Shane's lives change forever. One second Shane is headed for the bench after passing the puck, the next there's a bad crash and Ilya is laying motionless on the ice.

Hiii!!!

I had so much fun reading these, so I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!

hot mics and hotter rivalries (or how i learned to stop worrying and let my boyfriend out us on national television) by pucksandpower

Mature - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed

Shane Hollander is going to murder his agent. And he means that literally. Because his agent is the reason he’s currently wearing a hot mic during Hockey Night in Canada. Against the Ottawa Centaurs. Against Ilya. Ilya, who has no filter. Ilya, who thinks workplace professionalism is a hilarious suggestion for other people. Ilya, who has spent a decade perfecting the art of saying absolutely unhinged things to Shane on the ice, safe in the knowledge that nobody can hear him. Ilya, who definitely doesn’t know about the microphone. What follows is sixty minutes of Shane’s life flashing before his eyes while his secret boyfriend enthusiastically discusses their sex life, their broken furniture, and exactly what he wants to do to Shane after the game — all broadcast to millions of viewers. The problem? Shane can’t get a word in edgewise to warn him.

There are no spoilers in this one, but in my opinion, this has a better coming-out than in The Long Game.

the hot mic heard around the world (or how hollanov broke the internet) by pucksandpower

Teen and Up Audiences - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed

The hot mic incident was just the beginning. Now the internet watches in real-time as Ilya’s Spotify playlist gets leaked (with NOTES), Shane attempts subtlety (narrator: he fails), they bicker about boy bands on late night TV, someone admits to having a ring for six months ON TWITTER, and approximately 20 different social media platforms collectively lose their goddamn minds. Featuring: journalists having breakdowns, Reddit threads that require moderator intervention, TikTok compilations with 1.2M views, brand partnerships from Skittles, a plague of engagement speculation, and two hockey players who cannot stop being chaotic disasters on main. The fandom was writing fic about them. Turns out reality is messier, queerer, and somehow MORE unhinged. [or social media reacts to the week following the Hot Mic Incident™, told entirely through tweets, Reddit posts, Instagram stories, podcast transcripts, and the world’s most romantic Spotify playlist]

This is part 2 of the previous fic, but in my opinion it can be read as a standalone fic. To me, this has Dear Evan Hansen vibes, and I will not explain.

Ilya Rozanov's 12 Step Plan For Public Flirting by OtherWaysHome

Teen and Up Audiences - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed

Ilya still loves a terrible decision. Nearly ten years of exposure to Shane just mean that now, the terrible decision comes with a plan. This time it comes with bullet pointed lists, research. Fresh ideas scribbled late at night and stuck, one over the other, onto the fridge door. This crucial, terrible decision comes with deliberation and forethought and a twelve-step fucking plan. A plan that starts with ‘attend every game he can between the women’s league’s rivals-turned-wives Clara and Katya’ and ends with ‘kiss Shane on the mouth at center ice.’ Because Icarus has nothing on Ilya fucking Rozanov. The internet is not ready. Yuna is going to have his head for this. Step one begins on Friday. He cannot fucking wait. -- Half Ilya Rozanov POV and half social media fic tracking the chaos, managed and otherwise, that is unleashed as Ilya enacts his plan.

Ilya is still with Boston in this fic. It includes a sort of soft launch of Hollanov with a social media aspect. Also, as a fun bonus, it includes the pwhl.

Searching for something to say by WeirdV

General Audiences - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed

Spoilers for the book The Long Game

Whoever thought it was a good idea to mic up Hayden Pike, sleep deprived, on his first game back from paternity leave, was either an idiot or a genius. Hayden Pike would never do anything to risk his best friend's happiness - or reveal his secret. But a sleep deprived Hayden Pike who is worried about his wife being alone with 4 kids for the first time - might forget he is mic'd up and he might forget to tell his best friend and - more importantly - his rival.

Why am I sad over a lighthearted fic.

hot mics and cold air vents by claremontfox

Not Rated - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed

The thing about rivalry games is that everyone expects blood. Big hits, shouting, gloves on the ice, and something explosive enough to replay in slow motion with dramatic music layered over it for weeks afterward. Boston versus Montreal always delivered on that front, so when the league decided to mic up Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander for the broadcast, nobody questioned it. If anything, it felt inevitable. What no one expected was domestic bickering.

I loved reading this one so much. It is short and sweet. I just love happiness and fluff.

A Chrip Too Loud by Azure_K_Mello

Explicit - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed

“You’re starting to sound like him,” said Hunter. Shane thought… if Hunter knew… he had had years to out them. He had been in the room next to Ilya’s. But he had never said anything. Feeling numb, terrified, Shane said, “I’m sorry, what?” “You fucking heard me, Hollander.” Hunter’s face was so angry. Shane saw the truth, the threat, in the man’s face. He was on a mic. He was mic’d. This would ruin Shane and Rozanov. He dropped his gloves without really thinking about it. He never dropped his gloves. Hunter couldn’t run his mouth without teeth. His teammates caught him and held him back. He chirped a lot, calling Hunter old and past it, hoping to distract him, get him to not say the worst thing he could possibly say. All Shane could hope for was a distraction.

When Hunter chirps at Shane while mic’d up for behind-the-scenes content, Shane feels sick. He knows his parents, Ilya and the world hear it, and he worries about the consequences.

the devil in his veins longing for tenderness by anonymous - Explicit

"Ilya wakes up in the early afternoon, in his underwear, with a dry mouth, a crick in his neck, and loud, incessant banging. It takes him longer than he is proud to admit to realize that it’s coming from his front door. He gets up and immediately regrets it. His living room is a mess and the light coming in from the window makes him wince. He does not want to clean today. What he had wanted was a rare, quiet night. Maybe text Hollander to rile him up after his loss the day before. Instead, Marly insisted on coming home with him after his girlfriend dumped him, so he could drown his sorrows. He remembers making some questionable choices after that, and if the state of the house is any indication, he is right.

Oh, that fucker. What did he forget here?

“Marly, you fucking asshole, I swear if you don’t stop—” Fuck. His head. How much did he drink last night? “Couldn’t you wait until practice tomorrow to get—” He opens the door. A small child is looking up at him."

Or: The day before the Tuna Melt Ilya Rozanov finds a child at his door.

From the team that brought you the Hollanov Summer Exchange, now announcing….

Hollapalooza is a 3 day multi-media fandom event that combines our love of Hollanov and good music. A set list will be compiled and voted on based on song suggestions we receive! Once the set list is released you can create an original artwork, fan fiction, video, edit etc. inspired by songs that remind us of our favorite couple!

Schedule (more info to come!)

Song Submissions: To Be Confirmed

Voting for Songs: August 21 - 24

Set List Drops: August 28

Event: September 18 - 20

He would give up so much more, if he needed to. [...] Ilya reached for his hand and tangled their fingers together. I love you so much. Don't leave me.

OFF COURSE a Heated Rivalry mushing AU

rivals to lovers • forced proximity • hurt/comfort • one sleeping bag • 31k • explicit

Written for @hollanov-reverse-bang art by @marinapaintsfanart

Rival dog-sled mushers Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander are competing in the dangerous Yukon Quest race when Ilya loses control and crashes off the trail. Shane happens upon him and saves his life, but a blizzard has moved in, and they must seek shelter together. Ilya is injured, and Shane must care for him while keeping them both alive.

OR: Shane and Ilya get trapped in a blizzard and “kiss” in a cave.

“Why don’t you leave me?” Ilya asks, breaking the silence in the tent. He’s on his good side, facing the back of the tent. “We’ve been over this. I couldn't leave someone who was hurt.” “No, not yesterday. Now. You can travel in these conditions; it won’t be fast, but I’m sure you’ve raced in worse. You could leave me here with some food and water, along with my dogs, and head to town. It’ll take you less than a day to get there, and they can send a rescue for me once you arrive. So why stay?” Shane heaves out a heavy sigh, as if the question itself has weight. “I’m not sure. You’re right that it would probably be faster, but I just can’t leave you here.” “Because of the bears?” Ilya jokes, his voice lighter than it was a moment before. “No, not because of the bears,” Shane answers back. “I just…I don't want to leave you out here. It might take longer, but I’d rather we stay together,” he admits, his voice so much softer than it’s been. “Okay,” Ilya agrees, his voice matching Shane’s. “Besides,” Shane continues, “how would I get the full credit for saving you if I can’t show up with you strapped to my sled”

Shane puts his head down, focuses on his edgework. He doesn't let himself linger on the thought that's been echoing in his head since he got to the rink this morning.

I want to go home

The ice doesn't feel right under his skates. The lighting is just a fraction off. The air smells different. He's not sure if the rink is wrong or he is. He swallows around the ache in the back of his throat.

I want to go home

Coach blows the whistle and he flinches, tries to focus. He knows what he's doing. He's the top of the league for a reason. If he's one thing, it's good at his damn job. He's not going to be a letdown today of all days. He's got this. He can do it.

He runs the drill, shoots, scores. Textbook.

I want to go home...but I can't

He thinks about what would happen if he said it out loud. Thinks about picking up the phone and dialing a number and a familiar voice on the other end, a voice he's heard echoing across rinks and when he's so tired he can't think straight and every boring average day in between.

He pictures it, then: giving in, voice thick, asking, "Can I come home?"

The voice laughs. The voice says you made your choice. The voice says you think you get to come back? Here? Now? You think you're welcome here?

Or maybe the voice says of course you can. You can come home. It will be exactly like it was, nothing will be different. It will be like nothing has changed.

It's a promise and a threat; everything has changed.

The scrape of skates, an arm thrown around his shoulders, a helmet bonked gently against his own.

"What, you too good for passing drills now?"

Shane shakes himself, pastes a smile on his face, gives his husband a grin. "Just waiting for you to catch up, Rozanov," he chirps.

Ilya responds with exaggerated offense, leading Shane back to the drill setup where Wiebe and the other assistant coaches are clustered.

"First day with your new team and already sassing your captain! Bood! Bood! Come defend me from Hollander!" Ilya is crowing, animated and joyful and beautiful. Shane lets himself be herded.

Shane knows he had to leave. Even if the playoffs had turned out differently, the locker room had turned toxic. He would have been miserable if he'd stayed. Getting to play with Ilya, getting to live with Ilya, it's a dream come true.

Shane wants to go home so badly it aches.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander & Hayden Pike Characters: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Hayden Pike, Eric Bennett, Scott Hunter (Game Changers), Carter Vaughn, Yuna Hollander, David Hollander, Svetlana Vetrova, Rose Landry, Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Multi POV, Fluff, Coming Out, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Las Vegas Wedding, MLH Awards in Las Vegas (Game Changers) Summary:

“I have been thinking.” Ilya rolled onto his side so he was facing Shane, hand idly playing with Shane’s hair.

His tone was careful and Shane tried hard not to panic about what he could possibly have been thinking about.

“About what I want as my reward.”

Shane exhaled. Of course it was nothing bad, he probably just wanted to try something new and make sure Shane was comfortable with it that’s all.

“What if we got married?”

There are moments in which Shane knows those inner voices are lying to him. He’s heard variations of them his entire life, whispering in the back of his mind that he’s somehow not good enough. It’s  applied to everything—not a good enough son, or hockey player, or boyfriend, or husband, or father. He knows those things aren’t true, that he’s got plenty of people to lift him up, to tell him that he is in fact, good enough. Shane has strived his entire life to perfect skills and craft and be the best version of himself no matter what obstacle or challenge that has been set in front of him. 

He knows he’s good at things, even when they don’t come easy. But he’s not going to pretend that he doesn’t sometimes need those comforting reminders.