if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

Considering introducing a controlled burn to the prairies of my mind

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

My goal in life is to be the person running the bookstore in the horror thriller where the protagonist has to go to track down a rune. I've got stupid hair and a vest or something. The protagonist shows me a rune drawn on a napkin and I say shit like "Aha! Just a moment!" Before skittering off for some gay ass book

in a way i am my own dead wife