person (non-practicing)

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

hey man can i bum a couple of fire arrows

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

i’m so glad i’ve never gotten over anything in my life it makes listening to music so fun

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

stop shaming people for being passionate about the things that they love. stop mocking people for having unusual interests. like, honestly, i'm so tired of feeling embarrassed for being "too much". if being too much means having deep interests that fill my life with romanticism and excitement, then let me be!!! i'd much rather listen to anyone ranting about their latest obsession with 16th century swords than have a boring ordinary conversation with those who shame passionate people

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

not to be corny but one’s radical politics should stem from a love for humanity 

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

the pen testing pads at art stores are the only worthwhile social media platform

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you