jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

if I don't sit in my room alone for at least 4 hours a day, I will go crazy

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

why are people outside at the same time as me it’s my turn

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

having a bout of mental illness will have me saying things like i am out of alignment

I have GOT to stop spending $30

ooh I get it now. this world wasn’t meant for me

imagine hating me and im just in my room straight up sobbing

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems