Am I Gen-Z or Millenial?

my religion is butter, garlic, cheese

i have chronic fuck that old man disease and yes it’s incurable

this show would be so much better if hopper was still mildly homophobic and walking around trying to comfort joyce every time will passes out being like dont worry baby… your little sally is gonna be okay…. as long as he doesnt go to san fransisco, heyo! and she’s like Oh hopper i cant stay mad at you

getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.

"can you take care of this" i already did. an hour ago. i'm the fastest secretary in the west. i am the swiftest gazelle sprinting on the field of schedules and phone calls and emails. secretariat? the triple crown record holder? that was me too. seabiscuit get fucked. turning you to glue. i redid your dumbass filing system while i was at it. fuck with me

I find comfort in knowing that people who I’ve cut out of my life are left with this version of me that simply doesn’t exist anymore. The memory and image of me that they have isnt who I am, and I’m happy that it’s that way. I’ve changed and grown and they wont ever get the chance to know the better version of myself that I’ve become during their absence.

“lost my train of thought” doesn’t even begin to cover it. it’s like fucking deutsche bahn up there

it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament