it’s slippery in here

(talking to my forwards-facing buddy) strafe over here dude

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

theres this thing called music

i need a very mean girl to be very nice to me

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

the lion does not concern herself with papa

be honest am i going to scale well late game?