it’s happening again how did it end?

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

Marc with a service dog vs Steven who can't stand dogs of any kind

but marc with a female black lab named luna

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

Feeling inspired... Might put off writing and think about it the whole time

@300mirrors you will forever be iconic for making this amazing gif set 😍 🙌

i smoked a preroll earlier that i fucking cannot stand the taste of and i’m getting anxious about it??? and i’ve brushed my teeth used mouthwash and rubbed peppermint oil under my nose and changed my clothes and i know it’s nowhere on me but i literally cannot stop thinking about how much i haaaaaate it

dw i took an ativan about it

one day you too could be a fanfic author who updates a decade later

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long