currently unavailable

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

Hey op google what LCD stands for

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

a bandaid is a type of sticker that makes you healthy

As you go to bed tonight don't forget to leave out your hardboiled egg and lilac for John Keel

The whole CCOD undercurrent of "the infrastructure of rural/semi-rural Oregon is being gutted and the people are suffering an affordable living/healthcare crisis, helped along by the old wealthy white families in power" really is so incredibly accurate