yikes man

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what in the actual goddamn

(shout whispering) they know where the holy grail is and you’re talking to them on the phone

Please watch this, this is the single best scene in all of television.

This comic meant a whole lot to me. It was sincere in its depiction and treated the issue through the eyes of a grounded person. Not some godly hero saying everything is better than it seems, but a person trying his best before bringing her somewhere who can actually help.

NO ONE TOLD YOU???? WTF! I HAVE FAILED YOU. Also: Dear ______: Thank you so much for the opportunity to sit down with you (&________) to discuss the [insert job position]. I am grateful to be considered for the position. I think I will be a great fit at [company name], especially given my experience in __________. [insert possible reference to something you talked about, something that excited you.] I look forward to hearing from you [and if you are feeling super confident: and working together in the future]. Sincerely, @mellivorinae

THIS IS A LIFESAVING TEMPLATE

YOU ARE WELCOME

My brother got a really great paid internship one summer. The guy who hired him said the deciding factor was the professional thank you letter my brother sent after the interview.

should it be an email? or like a physical letter?

email, you want to send it within a few hours at max after the interview if you can so it’s fresh in their mind who you are. 

Obligatory plug for one of FreePrintable.net’s sites: ThankYouLetter.ws. They have a whole section with interview thank you letter templates, and a page with specific tips for interview thank you letters. (There are also tons of other letter templates if you browse around a bit.)

we’re hiring for a position right now to fill someone who would work directly beside me; we’d essentially be list partners sharing all duties and content management under the same boss. we’re down to the two last finalists right now, a guy and a girl, and i have to tell you, the girl is seriously edging out the guy right now because after our first round of interviews, he didn’t send me a thank-you email, and only sent one to my boss. i didn’t think that would bother me, but it does. it essentially told me he doesn’t really care about my opinion or that that the time we chatted didn’t matter/register as important to him, and he’s only interested in making a good impression on my boss. but the chemistry and work ethic between the two of us as assistants is incredibly important: if he gets the job, it’s important to me that he respects me as a mentor and list-partner. so another tip i’d add is that it’s important to thank *everyone* you interviewed with, not just the people you’d be working with or under.

This post very well could have just saved me bc I had no idea my vision getting blurry like this OR the headaches were signs of overdose despite telling my doctor about those two symptoms. So thank you.

dnd is just improv for nerds who hate both audience pressure and theater kids

I LOVE THIS

Reblog cuz I didn’t even know some of this shit.

the world is way too weird for that shit

if u r a bigoted casteist then keep scrolling!

You mean homophobic? ‘Cause hemophobic means you’re afraid of blood

next time on: i didn’t know it was homestuck

Next time on: Stop comparing to homestuck.

next time on: the original post was a homestuck reference you dimwit

I found it guys. A relic from the ancient Homestuck era.

Shoutout to all the 1997-2001 kids who are somehow hybrids of millennials and gen z. We are the Ultimate Generation of 90’s nostalgia and new age internet depression.

Which OC would be loved/woobified by a hypothetical fandom? Which one would be demonized?

This is so fucking funny

This is peak 2017 

dissociation mood of the day: Jim Carrey

My sense of humor is growing more and more ridiculous because I was just sitting here by myself thinking like what if instead of saying “are you kidding me” we said weird food related things like “are you frying my rice right now” or even “are you seriously buttering all of my toast with this” and honestly I cried

this post is the best thing I’ve ever put on this site because I’m still getting messages and replies from people with their own versions of these jokes