My Band Progress/other Bands Too

having a body causes me so much agony i wish i was just a floating entity with no physical form

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

talking to friends in different time zones is absolutely bananas youre just waking up i havent gone to bed CRAZY!!!!!1!!!! Wats next a 450 million year old fossil found in ontario

the thrill of finding out what you were made for

@fencecollapsed

He took the maki roll and flew away

This is the one thing in your life you really want and need to hear. It’s so fascinating.

You fucking people

The Aussies have a thing or two to learn it would seem.

I’ve never seen an Ostrich look SO offended in my life.

@gunpowderandgelatine @reucrion @sonneillonv

In case anyone was worried, this is a Nurse Shark, one of the types of sharks that doesn’t need to swim forward to breathe!  It also doesn’t appear to be distressed at all, it seems like it’s just chilling.

More evidence that fish can play.

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