I'm always tired

Sailor Moon is so important

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

bugs bunny is not real 

A polling group that never read accounts of of the children were executed.

oh my god Harambe had kids?

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

Me: oh it's this post again. Wait. Why does it say "posted 37 minutes ago"

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

captain pronis

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

Work it grandma

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

Killing all by yourself handsome?