take the phone off the hook and dissappear

that? oh thats the mysterious bruise i got thursday , #mybruise

[flirtily, but with a distinctly nauseous look on my face] hey. do you want to reinforce the idea that our bodies are made to hurt together.

i feel like something inside me has gone moldy

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

don't worry kitten daddy got it

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl

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complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

I would have said clit if I was her

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

getting pussy and/or cock is not possible or feasible

It’s so hard being the worlds first living tragically died too young diva celebrity who is alive and isn’t famous