take the phone off the hook and dissappear

marvel movies are a type of microplastic. you know what i mean

mae ffilmiau marvel yn fath o microblastig. ti'n gwybod be dwi'n feddwl

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

the thing about misogyny is that nothing makes apparent how prevalent it is faster than just pointing out misogyny, which will have people scuttering out of the damn sewers like ninja turtles to accuse you of being an overly sensitive shit-stirring know-nothing who's making up things to be offended about. which is actually also pretty misogynistic, but if you point it out people will come scuttering out of the damn sewers—

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do

You know, there's this cliché that teenage boys always eat massive amounts, but teenage girls really aren't that different if they're not suppressed by diet culture and body shaming. Like, I was a teenage girl who frankly just stopped bothering to fit into mainstream beauty ideals at some point, and I would regularly make myself just one big massive pot of pasta and devour it completely. This wasn't even stress eating or anything, I just genuinely needed the energy because you know, I was a teenager and my body was developing. I feel like so many teenage girls think they need to eat as little as possible to be petite and pretty, but the truth is that your body is developing just as intensely as teenage boys' bodies. Eat more, please, your body needs it.

i think the most beautiful thing about being a human is the capacity to change

οἶμαι τὸ κάλλιστον τῶν ἀνθρωπίνων εἶναι τὸ δύνασθαι μεταβάλλεσθαι

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

the battery got stolen out of my stepmoms ebike that om borrowing :)))))))))) this is fine and totally not expensive nor makes me feel horrible :))))) fuck my stupid baka life

SHE IS INSURED WE ARE SO BACK

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the intelligent transsexual is trying to contact you

this is nothing that a little weed and a reasonably priced cocktail and a themed dinner party and a bisexual he/they and a paperback novel from the discount bin and a bucket of movie theater popcorn and central ac and a personalized playlist from your best friend and clean sheets and a slam poem and a four hour video essay and a pair of comfortable jeans and freshly washed hair and complete political reform and a single, perfect strawberry can't fix