Even Miracles Take a Little Time

I LOVE when children who juuuust barely understand ten percent of something find somebody (a toy or a smaller child, usually) who understands zero percent and they’re like “come hither and I shall take you under my wing and teach you my instant wisdom.”

we need to start romanticizing doing household chores in tank tops and sweatpants in the same way that we romanticize knighthood and i am not fucking kidding

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

FOR SALE: baby catapult, barely used

not to be naive but it still shocks me when people are so apathetic and cruel towards others like .. you’re literally rotting on the inside … , hope you feel better soon ?

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

It’s like Natasha Bedingfield said… release your inner bitches or whatever.

yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.

sick of normal girls appropriating weird girl culture. you had friends in school you don’t get to reblog these posts