love me a little

my cats when i dont let them eat plastic

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

they should invent giving me the perfect job without applying or interviewing

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

i love saving images onto my cell phone. it’s like picking berries

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

that's how medieval peasants were supposed to use the stained glass windows to teach themselves bible stories when church was exclusively in latin

Blorbaux from my tapestries

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