this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

there is other things too there's zoo tycoon

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

"my great grandmother who survived 3 wars and raised 10 children by herself while working in a factory watching me go to therapy because my parents yelled at me" ok but your great grandmother was also miserable. maybe your great grandmother would be happy you try your best to not be miserable

like have you considered your ancestors wouldve wished to see you be less miserable than them

Thrilled to inform everyone that this video passes the Bechdel test

vomit on his bed and then leave

Sadam HATE this hole

This is what happens when a cave diver DOESN'T have a young wife, two kids, and a third child on the way back home.

i have GOT to get back to my nothing

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

AAA video game publisher voice: "Now that we don't have to pay for bird feed, we expect a massive increase in revenue. Probably a billion people will want to buy our golden eggs."