a place to escape sometime

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

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Shocking news: local tumblr blogger does nothing all day, then wonders why nothing’s been done

tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”?

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

happy first day of pride everyone

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

Not OTP nor NOTP but a magical third thing: I’m indifferent to your ship but your fanart fucking slaps