Meow

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

man come on

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

i specifically requested it

(confidently) no, that's a self-tolling bell. it tolls automatically, signifying nothing for the hearer. why

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

its good to acknoweldge the hollowness of revenge but sometimes you really do just need a story about someone who gets hurt and then kills and kills and kills and kills their enemies. its cathartic, babey.