all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

shark vs the universe

Acquired Stardust
Sade Olutola

Discoholic šŖ©
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane

ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation
we're not kids anymore.
d e v o n
Jules of Nature
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
wallacepolsom
trying on a metaphor

romaā

@theartofmadeline
hello vonnie
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@kiharder
all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

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I don't think I'll ever understand Klingons.
Mark Cuban: Your fly is down
Me: Good evening sharks. My invention is pants where thatās okay.
A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.Ā
Good morning! I am STEALING your coffee

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Out of Touch
Out of Touch Thursday
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
but im out of my head when youāre not aroundā¦
happy birthday.
this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this
this is the other only out of touch thursday you can reblog this
me: i have a very specific tumblr accent meme im thinking of that surely i should be able to pull up by searching the text in the meme
the most dogshit useless decimated search engine in the entire world:
i did find it btw but having a COMPUTER address me like itās a person sent me into such an incandescent rage i nearly pitched my phone clear across the room
Male wolf
the inherent danger of loving a paladin. the inherent danger of loving someone who loves the thing they've devoted themselves to just as much as they'll ever love you. the inherent danger of loving someone who would do anything to uphold their ideals. the inherent danger of loving a sacrifice waiting to happen.
Being evil is fine if you have a good reason. Like if you are given money. Money absolves you from ownership of your actions.

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people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target
What... What movie is this.
ain't no way in hell this post even breaks 500
i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady
Remembering this tweet today. (For those of you who don't know, Josh Sawyer was the Project Director and Lead Designer of Fallout: New Vegas)
This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.
Okay, this is actually funny

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life is better when you're not malnourished btw
ābits to use in everyday conversationsā