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Freshly spun like a pizza by her sisters
OP: "Decarbonized formaldehyde is great. Just wash daikons with decarbonized formaldehyde and they turn white."
"Decarbonized formaldehyde" (脫碳甲醛) is an online phrase used to make fun of people that blindly avoid chemicals. Formaldehyde (H2CO) decarbonized is water (H2O).
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do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?
Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?
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my kitten loves to sleep in the most precarious possible places. examples:
on a blanket that is very nearly falling off the bed
half hanging off of a cat tree platform (that has plenty of room for her entire little body)
head on my feet
this is part of a larger trend of her not having much of a sense of self-preservation. she RUSHES under my feet as soon as i swing my legs off the couch to get up. it's like she cannot miss an opportunity to be underfoot. and she needs to get into everything. i bought her one of those toys that's a flat cat scratcher with balls in it and she immediately put her entire arms in there. just tonight i saw her stick her paw into a food bowl while my dog was eating it. stuck it right under her nose. there was another bowl with the exact same food right next to the first bowl. (the dog didn't hurt her but she scared her real good.)
she is a wonky, wretched little creature and i adore her.
oh i almost forgot one of her favorite sleeping positions:
edge of couch
Under foot perfec t place for kitty to wriggle! Under Foot very fun very safe put kitty directly under big heavy feet. Put small kitty under clumsy foot. no problem ever under foot because good smells and exciting obstackles. Nice shoe clunky foot perfect place for smol kitty can trust big foot to give nice pats to kitty good luck to kitty. friend foot.
We're at the "JK Rowling is personally funding litigation to try and destroy AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL" stage of rabid UK terf brain.
Screenshot via Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net on bluesky
Tldr Amnesty International, global human rights organisation, published a report called 'A growing threat: the anti-rights movement in the UK'. In it is detailed, amongst others, a whole bunch of transphobic groups and organisations, including Beira's Place, JK Rowling's trans exclusionary sexual violence support service. JK Rowling threw a shit fit and got Amnesty to take the report down by threatening libel. This was obviously not enough, because you can't appease a fascist, so now she's going to bankroll a bunch of lawsuits anyway through the JK Rowling Women's Fund.*
You can read an archived version of the report here, please save it and share it.
*Not so friendly reminder there is no way to engage in the wizard books without enabling this shit.
Sam Handwich.
If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.
I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)
Oh, wary dell vone
Goodmorning to the Anthropic Claude AI training scraper that suddenly decided to request 660 thousand pages (exactly the number I had remaining on the starter plan) and brought Pikiwedia down.
Sudden switch from diverse user agents like chrome, safari, messenger preview to Just Claudebot. I'm not even mad though, this is maybe the funniest thing possible, because I've inadvertently poisoned their training data with thousands of fucked up articles with normal urls.
Pikiwedia perseveres, back up with a better robots.txt. I hope Anthropic has a gery vood time with Pikiwedia's data :))
apparently the finance team question of the week this week is 'would you rather fight 25 squirrels or 1 kangaroo' and im like well do i get to specify which kangaroo
i shall fight this one.
tho i suppose the issue with fighting the musky rat-kangaroo is the emotional cost... yes this thing only weighs 500 grams and i could probably kick the shit out of it... but the remorse... the remorse :(
i would like to add to this that our manager responded that he would take the squirrels because he's 'done it before' and when pressed said they 'hunt in packs like velociraptors'.

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You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse
Now that there are two whole cats in my life I have become even more obsessed with cats. Tell your cats I said hi.
I am reminded every day why I love cats because they’re right there, doing cat things, being absolutely adorable and committing cat crimes. They are friends with me and are so soft and also sharp.
the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product
the American 'cheese' slice was engineered by our best scientific minds (all borrowed from Germany ofc) to melt perfectly onto a burger and for nothing else. Its only purpose is to compliment the one true product of the American people. The hamburger. (also borrowed from Germany)
reeling a little at the implication that the Kraft Single was a product of operation paperclip
in case you were wondering:
American Cheese is a processed cheese made of Cheddar, Colby, or similar, combined with Sodium citrate. The Sodium citrate keeps the cheese fats from separating during the pasteurization process.
The patent for processing American Cheese was granted in 1916 to James L. Kraft, a Canadian of German descent who had immigrated to the US in 1904. Pasteurizing the cheese prevents it from spoiling, allowing it to be shipped farther and stored longer. It was actually WW1 that gave Kraft (and his company) their big break, as the US government provided cheese (in tins) to the armed forces abroad.
So no, Project Paperclip here, although the US Armed Forces and Germans were involved. His ancestors left Germany for Mennonite reasons, not because they were Nazis.
Fun fact: His parents spelled their last name "Krafft". He dropped one of the Fs when he started J.L. Kraft & Bros. Company, which later became Kraft Foods.
This is what I would do if I was Count Binface and I actually won:
Resign from office on the grounds that I only ran for the bants, triggering a further by-election
Immediately announce my candidacy for the by-election.
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wow...theres creature species called an mutual...nature is beautiful
theyre all coming out to see the post and eat its Post Nectar
great picture for my iNaturalist, thanlk you all
I can hoist my niece and nephew pretty easily right now, but I have to keep lifting weights bc they’ll continue to grow and I will not allow them to outscale my ability to toss them in the air and go “wheeeeeeee!”