Khloe's here!

oh to be kissed in the kitchen like it’s a dance floor

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

Sleeping in until 11am sounds lazier than waking up at 9am and taking a two hour nap later on in the day.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Pls teach your son how to apologize.

The difference between 4am and 5am is late as fuck and early as hell.

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

who the fuck does

i the fuck do

what the fuck man

fuck you

This is how civil wars are started