Allegory, Allegorier, Allegoriest

it’s me boy it’s the oath of feanor speaking to you from inside your brain listen to me boy what you have left behind you should count now no loss; needless baggage on the road it has proved. let those that cursed your name, curse you still, and whine their way back to the cages of the valar! come with me and let the ships burn! we’ll have kinslaying times in… beleriand! doo doo doo doo ye-ea-ah! you need me boy the security of valinor is an illusio-

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot

omega-3verse

it's melkover

the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

important plot device thats also just authors fetish. call that a jackoffs gun

“i’ll be your sword” okay. and. and im the sheath right. nnghhhh,,,