spinster’s hovel

starting a new company, Autistic Auditors, where we send blunt autistic people to check up on things like companies to stand there and be like “actually that thing the CEO said made no sense, elaborate” and pushing them to actually explain their dodgy corporate language that avoids accountability and reliability. Just really grind them down with repeated “why” and “but what does that mean” and writing down the answers in clear and obvious language.

Hello! Autistic accountant who didn’t realize the autism part until their mid-30s here. Very pleased to report that the profession with very clear black and white rules, an expectation of social awkwardness, and strong ethical standards that require both seeing through bullshit and brutal honesty is both VERY FUN and tends to attract plenty of people with autistic traits.

So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

Are we calling women who read shitty harlequin romance novels porn addicts now?

again I must stress that ten or more years ago mormon leaders put out a statement that reading romance novels was equivalent to porn addiction and both would send you to hell

a little compilation

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!