idiot man, clown fucker

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

stop 🖐️🛑 this is a throw your phone vertically as hard as you can regardless of any obstacle checkpoint. ⚠️ do not scroll without throwing your phone verticallgy as hard as you can

nonchalance turns me off so badly. give me obsession on the brink of depravity or give me nothing

mutuals to sit on the balcony on a summer night with

I can definitively prove that every single "marker" of AI has been present in my writing since the year of our Lord nineteen fucking ninety seven. Fuck AI.

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

As summer is approaching, I’d like to remind everyone that you are not entitled to ask someone to cover up their scars, self inflicted or not. I don’t care if they’re big, I don’t care if they’re noticeable, or purple, or all over their body, or what. You can’t police people’s bodies.

This also goes for my friends with feeding tubes, ostomy bags, central lines and urinary catheters. People are allowed exist in bodies that stray from the expected norm.

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

love BDSM ( buying dumb sht for myself )