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"A second life so great, it'll be like the first was never there!"
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"A second life so great, it'll be like the first was never there!"

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It's been awhile.
Lets see what loose threads we've got
Olive's connection to the janitor
Atlas' "chronic lag" (which is now affecting Olive's pc, so she wont be as open for exclamania interactions) (asks are still open if you desire.)
And Tim. He's been grinding the game non-stop with Yuro, from @team-o-s.
(speaking of, Yuro's format should probably he changed, since yellow no longer fucking exists for me)
Djinn would be grinding with both Quill and Yuro, they're a team, after all.
Quill would've taken a step back for a small while
And Yuro goes to help Tim while the rest of the team is offline.
As for Yuro's format..
"Hows this look?"
plain text with orange coloring to emphasize certain words?
(look, I didn't want to just have it be completely plain text, okay?)
Weaver.. Likely recaptured and sent to a slightly higher security dungeon, which leaves me room to restructure weaver's arcs and plans, since the og did NOT pan out properly.
when I'm ready, she will redebut, but don't expect her soon.
M.A.D.O.S. isn't as necessary anymore, but even when it was, its use was far and few.
Hm. This one will need some major reassessment if i want to keep this thing around, at all.
And then there's little old Ditto. While not as neglected as some of the other blogs here, he's still lacking content. this should be remedied soon, as the plan for ditto hasn't really changed.
though, I don't want to rush things, as the later ideas for his story to go are severely under cooked...
Funny how his evil twin got more narrative attention. eh, what can ya do? certainly not shapeshift! hahah!
:(
oh right. sorry. touchy subject.
>:[
It's been awhile.
Lets see what loose threads we've got
Olive's connection to the janitor
Atlas' "chronic lag" (which is now affecting Olive's pc, so she wont be as open for exclamania interactions) (asks are still open if you desire.)
And Tim. He's been grinding the game non-stop with Yuro, from @team-o-s.
(speaking of, Yuro's format should probably he changed, since yellow no longer fucking exists for me)
Djinn would be grinding with both Quill and Yuro, they're a team, after all.
Quill would've taken a step back for a small while
And Yuro goes to help Tim while the rest of the team is offline.
As for Yuro's format..
"Hows this look?"
plain text with orange coloring to emphasize certain words?
(look, I didn't want to just have it be completely plain text, okay?)
Weaver.. Likely recaptured and sent to a slightly higher security dungeon, which leaves me room to restructure weaver's arcs and plans, since the og did NOT pan out properly.
when I'm ready, she will redebut, but don't expect her soon.
what're the results so far?
Octavia: 3
Status: 2 [hehhehehehehjdjejrjtnrbxv:v:™¢™v:#:#-@;+"_4]
Nefarious: 2
If this gets 100k notes I'll do one self-care.
We did it once, we'll do it again. Let's call upon Status Updates Two and destroy this goal!
S

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Seriously, which button opens inventory?
I
I þought it was J- [I explode instantly]
for the last time. J CLOSES
It now does both. Unfortunately the way it works is also stupid, so this makes your inventory only show up for a split second. Sorry!
Seriously, which button opens inventory?
I
I þought it was J- [I explode instantly]
It's J specifically for you now. Have fun!
Seriously, which button opens inventory?
I
mmmmmmm im gonna regret this i think
well. if this post get 10k notes by the time i get my adhd evaluation, theeeeen ill read homestuck. im not telling you WHEN my adhd evaluation is, you just gotta hope and pray it isnt soon. ill be nice and give you a 1 week warning though!
good luck, timer starts now :D
Let's hit her with a Status Updates Two.
S
*Running, deep in the woods, as far as she could run*
*Leaves crunch under her feet as she pushes forward*
*There's no plan, nowhere to go, it's just one foot in front of the other*
*There's people yelling behind her*
*She got this far already, she's not going back*
!Soon enough Note ran beside her, her feet made no noise but her voice louder then needed! WHO ARE WE RUNNING FROM THIS TIME???
Two guards, the ones who keep taunting Jay from outside his cell. If I remember correctly, one of them has a paralysis rune and the other has a grapple. The guards are predictable, but there's also a player. A Frost knight. They might be a bit more trouble.
OH SHIT WE FUCKED???
WHATS THE PLAN-IO PAL-IO??? !she smiled and made both of their tracks soundless by tapping her shoulder and planting a little device~
I don't really have a plan-
Just keep the player lost, and pick off the guards to make it easier if we have to confront the player.
I’LL TAKE THE GAURDS, MEET WITH YA IF I DONT GET CAUGHT. SEE YA WEBS!!
!She split off to lure the guards away!
[The guards followed Volume as she ran off, but someone was still hot on Weaver's trail..]
Flashfreeze!
[In a sudden flash of light, the ground became slippery, and a slowness debuff has been applied to Weaver]
GAH-
*Weaver slips and slides across the floor, barely keeping her balance*
Piece of-
*she plants a foot down and stops herself from sliding away*
Alright. Screw it, here we go. I got this.
*She turns to the player, taking a defensive stance*
[Djinn unsheathed his sword, with a carving making it look similar to that of a universal S]
Alright, this should be easy work.
What the- Why's such a high level player going after me??
*Weaver's eyes darted around, looking for something to use, somewhere to go, trying to find a plan..*
Frost-Pelt.
[The wind started picking up, the clouds growing darker..]
[It's starting to hail.]
Wind-Cleaver.
[Djinn suddenly bursts forward, air spinning around him, funneling his blade directly towards Weaver.]
*Weaver is struck, blasting backwards into a tree*
[143/200 HP][WEAVER]
GUH- God damnit-
*Weaver stands up, almost stumbling over*
Come on, how did I do it before!?
*She grabs the sides of her head with a pair of arms, the other now holding small daggers*
Come on- come on-

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Which button is open inventory again?
For you? Power button. :]
mmmmmmm im gonna regret this i think
well. if this post get 10k notes by the time i get my adhd evaluation, theeeeen ill read homestuck. im not telling you WHEN my adhd evaluation is, you just gotta hope and pray it isnt soon. ill be nice and give you a 1 week warning though!
good luck, timer starts now :D
Let's hit her with a Status Updates Two.
S
Hello fellow members of the EPPRBCU. Ray Ting here. In front of you is the number 2. If you can resist saying my charcatte’s iconic line for two minutes you can go. Otherwis you’ll get to find out the hard way the other fandoms I’m in.
*heavy breathing*
I’ll fucking do it. I will!
*Running, deep in the woods, as far as she could run*
*Leaves crunch under her feet as she pushes forward*
*There's no plan, nowhere to go, it's just one foot in front of the other*
*There's people yelling behind her*
*She got this far already, she's not going back*
!Soon enough Note ran beside her, her feet made no noise but her voice louder then needed! WHO ARE WE RUNNING FROM THIS TIME???
Two guards, the ones who keep taunting Jay from outside his cell. If I remember correctly, one of them has a paralysis rune and the other has a grapple. The guards are predictable, but there's also a player. A Frost knight. They might be a bit more trouble.
OH SHIT WE FUCKED???
WHATS THE PLAN-IO PAL-IO??? !she smiled and made both of their tracks soundless by tapping her shoulder and planting a little device~
I don't really have a plan-
Just keep the player lost, and pick off the guards to make it easier if we have to confront the player.
I’LL TAKE THE GAURDS, MEET WITH YA IF I DONT GET CAUGHT. SEE YA WEBS!!
!She split off to lure the guards away!
[Volume Controls accidentally runs straight into Backslasher, causing both of them to fall down into an undignified heap.]
Agh-wha-what the??!?! Who are you????
!she tumbled pretty roughly!
OW!
!looking at The new person she got up quickly!
HEY, NO TIME TO TALK COME ON
!she said pulling the person to their feet!
IM NOTE, THOSE GUYS WANT WEBS AND I ARRESTED I THINK!
Okay? I...might be able to help???
CAN YA??? THE MORE HELP THE MORE WE WONT BE ARRESTED!
!she gave a thumbs up!
Alright! Do you want me to fend these guys off for as long as I can?
WHATS THE FUN IN THAT?? TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK
!she cackled!
Let's fend them off together, then!
[Backslasher unsheathes his lowest-quality sword and gets ready to fight just as the guards catch up to the two]
!She takes out her own bow and arrow. The arrows can always double as daggers if needed be!
COME AT US PUNKS!
[Using this blog since Djinn is technically present]
Halt! Scum like you belong behind bars!
Turn yourself over and noone gets hurt.
[As they take their stances, Guard 1 Notices Backslasher]
Wait, you weren't there before! Do you even know what you're getting involved with?
Yeah? I'm helping someone evade the law.
LAWS ARE FOR NERDS
!she laughed. Shooting an arrow directly at guard 2’s hand!
{Rolled 1d20 -> 20} [Guard 2 catches the arrow in one hand]
. . .
[Guard 2 squeezes a gloved hand, and a yellow orb of energy swells from the palm]
[They chuck it at Volume] {Rolled 1d20 -> 10}
[The orb misses]
…AH FUCK!!!
!note looks at backslash!
GOT ANYTHING TO HELP OUT??
I've got a few things, but first let's see if this works...
[Backslasher attempts to whirlwind-strike both Guards in one motion]
{Rolled 1d20 -> 20} [Guard 1 is able to block the attack]
{Rolled 1d20 -> 3} [Guard 2 is critically hit]
urgh-
Get yourself together, brother! You're making us look bad!
{1d20 -> 5} [Guard 1 immediately misses and gets his sword stuck in a tree]
{1d20 -> 18} [Guard 2 Throws another Orb, hitting Volume in the arm]
[That arm is going to be paralyzed for a while..]
!she winced. Watching her arm not respond to what she wanted it to do! YIKES!!!
!her next attack would be for gaurd 2, using her good arm to toss a small chip that unfurled into a speaker(small) and just blasted loud noise!
{1d20 -> 4} [Guard 2 has been downed!]
Brother!? You're gonna regret that, you lowly deviant!
[Guard 1 pulls out a bladeless hilt, and shoots out a grapple!]
{1d20 -> 20} [The grapple wraps around Volume!]
I will DECIMATE you, you INSIGNIFICANT MISCREANT.
[Guard 1 whips Volume around, slamming them into the floor!]
!she yelped and coughed!
THATS GONNA HURT IN THE MORNING. HEY BUD A LITTLE HELP?
@quality-backslasher
[...but watch out, here comes Backslasher from the back! Slashing! At Guard One!]
{1d20 -> 14} [Guard 1 turns too late, and is hit before he could react]
AUGH- why you-
[He whips the grapple back around, and...]
{1d20 -> 15} [It hits, striking Backslasher in the side!]
!she slowly got up. Falling to the side due to the paralyzed arm. Getting up properly this time!
NOW WE GOT YA!
!Volume twirled her dagger around and stabbed at the guard!
{1d20 -> 18} [Guard 1 blocks the stab, and goes for his own attack]
It's going to take more than that, you stupid punk!
{1d20 -> 7} [He tries to hit with the back of the hilt, but misses the strike, leaving him vulnerable]
[Backslasher goes for the neck...!]
!she gave a thumbs up!
NOT TO BAD, WHATS YER NAME SWORDSMAN?
It's Backslasher. Yours?
!putting her hand out she smiled!
NOTE, NICE TO MEET YOU
[Backslasher shakes Note's hand.]
Nice to meet you too! What do you do?
But the VOL in UME!!! !she laughed. it was so unfunny she thought it was funny!
Could you...explain a bit further?
I control the volume in my área. It’s better when i use my bots or devices but i also have this cool bow and arrow!
!she lowered her volume but it was as if she was still yelling?!
I..yes, that's a pretty cool bow. I'm a blacksmith who specializes in anti-magical things. Something weird happened a few days ago and now some of my equipment looks...different.
\They point to the Lowest-Quality Sword\
Also, I think I gained new powers that change how the world looks. Watch this:
\GENERAL QUALITY > VERY LOW\
OH!! I SEEE WHAT YOU MEAN. I HAD GOTTEN SOMETHING SIMILAR TOO. WEIRDLY ENOUGH
!she laughed!
SHIT- I THINK WEBS STILL NEEDS HELP…
Oh, is that one of your friends? Where are they?
FUCK IF I KNOW, COME ON
!she giggled and ran off to find her friend!
@keybind-underscore
\He also quickly runs in the direction of Note. Notably, the Quality is still set to Very Low.\
Fuck it, inventory thread. Because we need to talk about what the fuck's happening with that so the poor anons have some idea of how it functions.
Vance just uses his void, his demon, and sometimes his pockets.
Oh, yeah. I should probably specify for my other characters, too.
Drae literally warps space and time just enough to create an entire dimension just for storage. Refuses to let Vance use it, though.
"I" have a fucking Percy Jackson backpack, because fuck you.
I usually just think about it opening and it opens. Other than that it's just a small satchel and my pockets.
E.
E.
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I open my stomach and shove stuff in there.
Backpack.

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*Running, deep in the woods, as far as she could run*
*Leaves crunch under her feet as she pushes forward*
*There's no plan, nowhere to go, it's just one foot in front of the other*
*There's people yelling behind her*
*She got this far already, she's not going back*
!Soon enough Note ran beside her, her feet made no noise but her voice louder then needed! WHO ARE WE RUNNING FROM THIS TIME???
Two guards, the ones who keep taunting Jay from outside his cell. If I remember correctly, one of them has a paralysis rune and the other has a grapple. The guards are predictable, but there's also a player. A Frost knight. They might be a bit more trouble.
OH SHIT WE FUCKED???
WHATS THE PLAN-IO PAL-IO??? !she smiled and made both of their tracks soundless by tapping her shoulder and planting a little device~
I don't really have a plan-
Just keep the player lost, and pick off the guards to make it easier if we have to confront the player.
I’LL TAKE THE GAURDS, MEET WITH YA IF I DONT GET CAUGHT. SEE YA WEBS!!
!She split off to lure the guards away!
[The guards followed Volume as she ran off, but someone was still hot on Weaver's trail..]
Flashfreeze!
[In a sudden flash of light, the ground became slippery, and a slowness debuff has been applied to Weaver]
GAH-
*Weaver slips and slides across the floor, barely keeping her balance*
Piece of-
*she plants a foot down and stops herself from sliding away*
Alright. Screw it, here we go. I got this.
*She turns to the player, taking a defensive stance*
[Djinn unsheathed his sword, with a carving making it look similar to that of a universal S]
Alright, this should be easy work.
What the- Why's such a high level player going after me??
*Weaver's eyes darted around, looking for something to use, somewhere to go, trying to find a plan..*
*Running, deep in the woods, as far as she could run*
*Leaves crunch under her feet as she pushes forward*
*There's no plan, nowhere to go, it's just one foot in front of the other*
*There's people yelling behind her*
*She got this far already, she's not going back*
!Soon enough Note ran beside her, her feet made no noise but her voice louder then needed! WHO ARE WE RUNNING FROM THIS TIME???
Two guards, the ones who keep taunting Jay from outside his cell. If I remember correctly, one of them has a paralysis rune and the other has a grapple. The guards are predictable, but there's also a player. A Frost knight. They might be a bit more trouble.
OH SHIT WE FUCKED???
WHATS THE PLAN-IO PAL-IO??? !she smiled and made both of their tracks soundless by tapping her shoulder and planting a little device~
I don't really have a plan-
Just keep the player lost, and pick off the guards to make it easier if we have to confront the player.
I’LL TAKE THE GAURDS, MEET WITH YA IF I DONT GET CAUGHT. SEE YA WEBS!!
!She split off to lure the guards away!
[The guards followed Volume as she ran off, but someone was still hot on Weaver's trail..]
Flashfreeze!
[In a sudden flash of light, the ground became slippery, and a slowness debuff has been applied to Weaver]
GAH-
*Weaver slips and slides across the floor, barely keeping her balance*
Piece of-
*she plants a foot down and stops herself from sliding away*
Alright. Screw it, here we go. I got this.
*She turns to the player, taking a defensive stance*