Team A-Beta

Yes, its a pun on the word alphabet.

i kinda like it

We're the best people in Exclamania!

We say 'best people' because we certainly aren't the best players.

were still better than o/s

HUSH! We're six lines in and still haven't introduced ourselves!

then why dont you start us off?

I will!! I am Atlas, the leader in shining armour of this wonderful party!

im tim. im the rogue and sorcerer

And I'm Olive, the archer that keeps us alive.

Allow me to list our tags below!

#atlas says/answers - Atlas speaks in this post!

#olive says/answers - Olive talks in the post.

#tim says/answers - i speak on the post

#chat log - (chats either 'irl' or ingame between the players)

#exclamania's players - (in-world blogging for community posts, advice, and questions related to Exclamania)

#Exclamania's Guides - (in-world posts about unlocking items and areas, finding npc's and treasure, and other such things.)

#mod speaks - (The mod of this blog speaks. Hi, thats me :] )

"oh sick" - T

"Got an anti-virus for my computer too, just in case" - O

"Any word from Atlas?" - O

"yeah hes been grinding in one of the badlands dungeons" - T

"Of course" - O

"I'll probably be on soon to check something out" - O

"what is it" - T

"Just something small that's been bothering me for months. It's probably nothing, but I wanna check it out anyways" - O

"want me to come with" - T

"Not particularly, but I won't stop you if you want to tag along" - O

"aight" - T

"expect me" - T

Lets see what loose threads we've got

Olive's connection to the janitor

Atlas' "chronic lag" (which is now affecting Olive's pc, so she wont be as open for exclamania interactions) (asks are still open if you desire.)

And Tim. He's been grinding the game non-stop with Yuro, from @team-o-s.

yea

You didn't happen to get an in-game message from Atlas, did you?

no

Okay good, whatever virus that started lagging Atlas got a few months back got spread to me after I opened his message.

oh shit. your computer good?

Yeah, it only affects my Exclamania account for some reason, I'll see what I can do.

good fuckin luck man

Mango

Bal

Ls

@morningcorp is now hiring part-time workers! If you ever feel like you need some extra Gold, head over to the MorningCorp office located not far from the volcano for an interview!

MorningCorp? Never heard of them before.

maybe its a new questline

Maybe.

B

Skinner

+1 Computer with access to real-world Tumblr

Yeah. because shady had kschwal. the narrator/mod

alright, sure. whatever.

Oh, we're actually giving it a shot?

were doing whatever gets these fuckers to stop spamming our inboxes

Oh. Alright. Olive, you comi-

[Olive has disconnected]

Oh.

bruh.

Ok, is it an ARG, or are you actually fucking with us?

Hey, when did Olive go AFK?