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@captain-exclam
Yo ho ho!
I be Captain Gregory Nord III, Captain of the Exclamia Magna!
(Blog run by @gwblwbwlwbl for the bajillionth time)
Tags: #Captain Nord's Journey - Lore stuff (if there is any) #Captain Nord talks - interactions #Captain Nord is asleep - OOC posting #Captain Nord's letters - asks
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Hey, Purple Narrator Guy! How's it going!
-N.A.E. of @insane-interrobang-individual
[Oh, h- Wait, you're me, right?]
Is that another trick-or-treater anon, or wh- Wait, am I seeing double?
[Judging by that guy's name, I think you'll be seeing triple soon.]
What do you- Whatever.
Wait, you're referring to the player who got Captain Nord stuck who knows where, right?
[Yeah. I don't what'll happen when both of us will be in the same place as that guy. I mean, you did mention Captain Nord being stranded who knows where, and this is even worse because we're just xem, but as actual question marks!]
Who are y'all even talking about?
They're talking about me.
I am N.A.E. Your narrator, my dear, is also N.A.E. Your guest is also N.A.E. Although I am the N.A.E. cursed to bring many a demon and such wherever I go in Exclamania.
I am the reason Captain Nord got stuck who knows where. And I know where. A island belonging to The Demon Council. If that name doesn't sound familiar to you, Girly Girl, then it's because The Demon Council doesn't belong to Exclamania. They're from a completely different world.
But now that I'm here, my curse comes with me.
Aileax, Faye, Terrence, everyone else, come to me.
Even Captain Nord is one of them now. Also there's this guy with five hooks for a hand, but he's not important right now.
I am forced to bring them here. They follow me, and they'll go wherever I go.
Now, if you excuse me, I must wait. Nay, we, the N.A.E.s, must wait.
And to the guest, I have my own Ian. He's not insane like yours, but just like yours, he can't appear where I am, for we are psychically linked.
And with that, I must summon the demons. No need to summon Captain Nord, for he'll come here anyway.
@council-for-demons @succufaerie @f4y3w00d5 @ashen-the-tiefling @terrencetheshark14 @jhomikle @willowplantcat @aileaxthevoidien @uneven-daemon @therealghoulfather @pentahook
what is going on i just got into being a goddess now im sent back to hell, kinda poetic for my role
Okay, so I am N.A.E., so is the purple guy next that pink girl over there, and so is that guy who summoned you.
what is going on
Even if I didn't summon you, someone else who would've come after me would've.
what is N.A.E and can you please leave the hells alone its my job to damn people their with my daggers
N.A.E. is short for Nondescript Autistic Enby. It's what me and those purple fucks are.
For Davey Jones' sake, what is goin' on 'ere?
Why does ðis feel like it was planned out when it probably wasn't
What is ðis, ðe @gwblwbwlwbl cinematic universe?
Yes. Also, hi!
Hi Ian. By ðe way, I'll be bringing Shady into ðis as well. For fun.
⮚ oh, so ðat's what ðat deja vu was. makes sense.
Oh. Ian's not here right now.
Also, MOTHERFUCKING TIMELINE 9! I TRIED TO GOUGE MY FUCKING EYES OUT IN TIMELINE 8, BUT IT DIDN'T FUCKING WORK!
Let's see if I can do it for you
[-2 eyes]
⮚ actually. who are you? and what are you talking about?
First off, the name's N.A.E., the player who got Captain Nord stuck who knows where. I'm gonna go through that whole spiel again.
Secondly, I had planned things out, but they got out of control.
⮚ excuse me, but. who ðe fuck is captain nord
Oh, not again. What the shit is-
Oh. 'ey. Me name be Captain Gregory Nord III.
⮚ my name is Shady, but you probably already knew ðat.
Nice to meet ye, Shady!
But the player is right, there's something wrong here.
Hey, Purple Narrator Guy! How's it going!
-N.A.E. of @insane-interrobang-individual
[Oh, h- Wait, you're me, right?]
Is that another trick-or-treater anon, or wh- Wait, am I seeing double?
[Judging by that guy's name, I think you'll be seeing triple soon.]
What do you- Whatever.
Wait, you're referring to the player who got Captain Nord stuck who knows where, right?
[Yeah. I don't what'll happen when both of us will be in the same place as that guy. I mean, you did mention Captain Nord being stranded who knows where, and this is even worse because we're just xem, but as actual question marks!]
Who are y'all even talking about?
They're talking about me.
I am N.A.E. Your narrator, my dear, is also N.A.E. Your guest is also N.A.E. Although I am the N.A.E. cursed to bring many a demon and such wherever I go in Exclamania.
I am the reason Captain Nord got stuck who knows where. And I know where. A island belonging to The Demon Council. If that name doesn't sound familiar to you, Girly Girl, then it's because The Demon Council doesn't belong to Exclamania. They're from a completely different world.
But now that I'm here, my curse comes with me.
Aileax, Faye, Terrence, everyone else, come to me.
Even Captain Nord is one of them now. Also there's this guy with five hooks for a hand, but he's not important right now.
I am forced to bring them here. They follow me, and they'll go wherever I go.
Now, if you excuse me, I must wait. Nay, we, the N.A.E.s, must wait.
And to the guest, I have my own Ian. He's not insane like yours, but just like yours, he can't appear where I am, for we are psychically linked.
And with that, I must summon the demons. No need to summon Captain Nord, for he'll come here anyway.
@council-for-demons @succufaerie @f4y3w00d5 @ashen-the-tiefling @terrencetheshark14 @jhomikle @willowplantcat @aileaxthevoidien @uneven-daemon @therealghoulfather @pentahook
what is going on i just got into being a goddess now im sent back to hell, kinda poetic for my role
Okay, so I am N.A.E., so is the purple guy next that pink girl over there, and so is that guy who summoned you.
what is going on
Even if I didn't summon you, someone else who would've come after me would've.
what is N.A.E and can you please leave the hells alone its my job to damn people their with my daggers
N.A.E. is short for Nondescript Autistic Enby. It's what me and those purple fucks are.
For Davey Jones' sake, what is goin' on 'ere?
Why does ðis feel like it was planned out when it probably wasn't
What is ðis, ðe @gwblwbwlwbl cinematic universe?
Yes. Also, hi!
Hi Ian. By ðe way, I'll be bringing Shady into ðis as well. For fun.
⮚ oh, so ðat's what ðat deja vu was. makes sense.
Oh. Ian's not here right now.
Also, MOTHERFUCKING TIMELINE 9! I TRIED TO GOUGE MY FUCKING EYES OUT IN TIMELINE 8, BUT IT DIDN'T FUCKING WORK!
Let's see if I can do it for you
[-2 eyes]
⮚ actually. who are you? and what are you talking about?
First off, the name's N.A.E., the player who got Captain Nord stuck who knows where. I'm gonna go through that whole spiel again.
Secondly, I had planned things out, but they got out of control.
⮚ excuse me, but. who ðe fuck is captain nord
Oh, not again. What the shit is-
Oh. 'ey. Me name be Captain Gregory Nord III.
Hey, Purple Narrator Guy! How's it going!
-N.A.E. of @insane-interrobang-individual
[Oh, h- Wait, you're me, right?]
Is that another trick-or-treater anon, or wh- Wait, am I seeing double?
[Judging by that guy's name, I think you'll be seeing triple soon.]
What do you- Whatever.
Wait, you're referring to the player who got Captain Nord stuck who knows where, right?
[Yeah. I don't what'll happen when both of us will be in the same place as that guy. I mean, you did mention Captain Nord being stranded who knows where, and this is even worse because we're just xem, but as actual question marks!]
Who are y'all even talking about?
They're talking about me.
I am N.A.E. Your narrator, my dear, is also N.A.E. Your guest is also N.A.E. Although I am the N.A.E. cursed to bring many a demon and such wherever I go in Exclamania.
I am the reason Captain Nord got stuck who knows where. And I know where. A island belonging to The Demon Council. If that name doesn't sound familiar to you, Girly Girl, then it's because The Demon Council doesn't belong to Exclamania. They're from a completely different world.
But now that I'm here, my curse comes with me.
Aileax, Faye, Terrence, everyone else, come to me.
Even Captain Nord is one of them now. Also there's this guy with five hooks for a hand, but he's not important right now.
I am forced to bring them here. They follow me, and they'll go wherever I go.
Now, if you excuse me, I must wait. Nay, we, the N.A.E.s, must wait.
And to the guest, I have my own Ian. He's not insane like yours, but just like yours, he can't appear where I am, for we are psychically linked.
And with that, I must summon the demons. No need to summon Captain Nord, for he'll come here anyway.
@council-for-demons @succufaerie @f4y3w00d5 @ashen-the-tiefling @terrencetheshark14 @jhomikle @willowplantcat @aileaxthevoidien @uneven-daemon @therealghoulfather @pentahook
what is going on i just got into being a goddess now im sent back to hell, kinda poetic for my role
Okay, so I am N.A.E., so is the purple guy next that pink girl over there, and so is that guy who summoned you.
what is going on
Even if I didn't summon you, someone else who would've come after me would've.
what is N.A.E and can you please leave the hells alone its my job to damn people their with my daggers
N.A.E. is short for Nondescript Autistic Enby. It's what me and those purple fucks are.
For Davey Jones' sake, what is goin' on 'ere?
Why does ðis feel like it was planned out when it probably wasn't
What is ðis, ðe @gwblwbwlwbl cinematic universe?
Yes. Also, hi!
YOU'RE THE SANE IAN, RIGHT? NICE TO SEE YOU, MAN!
Wait, so if the player has an Ian, and the guest has an Ian, then... Uh, Narrator?
[I'm Narrator Ian, actually]
Yep. Knew it.
Wait, I also 'ave a narrator, right?
[Right behind ya, buddy]
Hey, Purple Narrator Guy! How's it going!
-N.A.E. of @insane-interrobang-individual
[Oh, h- Wait, you're me, right?]
Is that another trick-or-treater anon, or wh- Wait, am I seeing double?
[Judging by that guy's name, I think you'll be seeing triple soon.]
What do you- Whatever.
Wait, you're referring to the player who got Captain Nord stuck who knows where, right?
[Yeah. I don't what'll happen when both of us will be in the same place as that guy. I mean, you did mention Captain Nord being stranded who knows where, and this is even worse because we're just xem, but as actual question marks!]
Who are y'all even talking about?
They're talking about me.
I am N.A.E. Your narrator, my dear, is also N.A.E. Your guest is also N.A.E. Although I am the N.A.E. cursed to bring many a demon and such wherever I go in Exclamania.
I am the reason Captain Nord got stuck who knows where. And I know where. A island belonging to The Demon Council. If that name doesn't sound familiar to you, Girly Girl, then it's because The Demon Council doesn't belong to Exclamania. They're from a completely different world.
But now that I'm here, my curse comes with me.
Aileax, Faye, Terrence, everyone else, come to me.
Even Captain Nord is one of them now. Also there's this guy with five hooks for a hand, but he's not important right now.
I am forced to bring them here. They follow me, and they'll go wherever I go.
Now, if you excuse me, I must wait. Nay, we, the N.A.E.s, must wait.
And to the guest, I have my own Ian. He's not insane like yours, but just like yours, he can't appear where I am, for we are psychically linked.
And with that, I must summon the demons. No need to summon Captain Nord, for he'll come here anyway.
@council-for-demons @succufaerie @f4y3w00d5 @ashen-the-tiefling @terrencetheshark14 @jhomikle @willowplantcat @aileaxthevoidien @uneven-daemon @therealghoulfather @pentahook
what is going on i just got into being a goddess now im sent back to hell, kinda poetic for my role
Okay, so I am N.A.E., so is the purple guy next that pink girl over there, and so is that guy who summoned you.
what is going on
Even if I didn't summon you, someone else who would've come after me would've.
what is N.A.E and can you please leave the hells alone its my job to damn people their with my daggers
N.A.E. is short for Nondescript Autistic Enby. It's what me and those purple fucks are.
For Davey Jones' sake, what is goin' on 'ere?
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do you want to join the council for demons as your boats upgrade is done you technically complete the requirement that non demons need to join
Uh... would that mean I'd lose me crew?
no but they would have to either give you their souls or swear loyalty to you in order to also join
Well, that be a relief. Sure thing then!
@council-for-demons we got a captain joining us open up the docks
S̸̡̅ͅö̶̯̉ ̶̟̌͌ṯ̸̮̋h̶̳̙̿͘e̷͓̾y̷̰̱͋ ̴̠̓ģ̵̏͝ė̴͔t̴͎̃̕ ̴̬̆̔a̷̦̥̽͐n̶̎ͅ ̶̤̠̆͝i̸̜̳͌̚n̶̔ͅv̶̲͙̀i̵̖͂t̵̳́͝ė̵͈ ̵̰͙͋b̴̻̲̓u̸̩̠̓͂t̴͓̽ ̶̨̼̄n̶̝̈́ȍ̵͙͙ ̴̻͉͂o̷̧͑͆n̵̛̹̄e̸̢̚ ̷̣̋ę̸͇̍v̶̯̠̈̈e̴͔̊n̸̻̝͂͠ ̴͎̋͆m̵̛͖ë̷̙̮̔n̶̖̄t̶̲͎̽i̷̢̗͗̕o̷̖͊̽n̷̡̘͒ś̵̡͚́ ̷͇̗̌P̷̝̾ḙ̷̏n̷͕͒t̷͉̍͝a̶͈̼͋̏h̵̳̟̀̓o̴̥̍͌ò̵̲̺̂k̷͔̄̿ ̵͈̾ ̶̣̻̽I̵̘̯͋ ̷̻͂̿c̴̻͝ä̶̡́̈ń̵͖’̶̜͂̚t̶̲̅ ̸̳͚̽ȩ̶̐̿ṿ̷͂̍ë̷̪́̈n̵͓͇̾̕ ̷͕̝̂w̷̡̙͠ȍ̸͕̣͝r̷̺̃̌ǩ̸̨ ̸̭̰̈́ä̵͇́ ̷̹̄s̸͖͎̊̐t̶͓̞̑a̸̪͌b̷̭͓͂l̷̨̰͒e̵͈͝ ̷̺̝̈́j̵̨́̚o̸͈̊b̷̹͒ ̵̘̣̿ǒ̵̠̗̑ñ̴̩̙̓ ̸̰͋â̶̱c̶̯̣͗̅c̵̥̏̅ṑ̵̹͕u̷̡͆̓n̵̛̟̹͝ṭ̶̢̑͛ ̸̧̀o̶̙͆’̴͔̯͐ ̸̮͒̏m̴̗̅ẹ̵̓͠ ̷̻̮̊̊h̷͖̎a̷̲͑͋v̴̹̐͐i̵̭͗̕ͅñ̴̮̚ ̶͇̼́5̸̻͒ ̴̧̆̅h̵̩̊ó̶͎ȯ̶̗k̶̠̪͛s̶͖̞̍̚ ̷̨̨̐̚f̸̼͝ő̶̭̙ȑ̵̗͌ ̷̧͚̚a̶̼̕ ̴͚̑̕h̶̜͘a̷̱͑n̸̜̓d̷̨̯̋̐
E̴̻̖̓͆v̸̱̏͜e̵̘̍̈́ŗ̶̏y̸̞̍ő̴̪n̴̖̔̓ḙ̸̎ ̶͔̝̇̀b̶͜͝ḙ̷̀̕ ̵̬͔̑f̵̠̋̓ô̷̧̫r̸͉̜̓g̶͍̟͒e̸̢̚͜͠t̵͎̙͛͝ţ̸̤̈i̶͎͒̒n̶̡͠ ̸̝́̂ǎ̷̹b̷͔̎͜o̸̪̩̽ǔ̵̜͔t̷̡͔͆̆ ̴̛͈ͅȯ̴̡̤l̸̫̣̕d̵̳̩̍̍ ̴̛͔͠p̶̡̑͂e̴͓̽̓ǹ̵̘͓ṭ̷̾͆ȧ̶̟̐h̵͇͖̒͘ȍ̸̡͋o̶̗̚͠k̵̢̘͠ ̵̦̔
I̷̬͚̿͘’̸̟̹̀̓d̶͙͈͒ ̴̡͓̀͘w̵̮̥͋i̸̧̢̔p̷̨̂e̷̯͛̈ ̴̟̾͑á̸͚w̷̰̆͝ȁ̸̺̈́ỷ̴̪̒ ̶̖͎͆̚m̴̱̾̕͜e̷͉͛̑ ̶͇̼̈͝ț̵̑̚è̵͎͍̂ạ̷̢̈́r̸͚̂̉ș̷͚͋ ̴̩̔̐ḃ̴̺u̷̗̘̅́t̴̡̺̎̕ ̵̲̯͊I̵̭̓̈́ ̶̯͕̿d̵̗̏͋o̷̗͋n̶͖̅̕’̷̙̚͠t̵̻̭̀ ̶͚̓w̵̰͂̄a̵̮͐n̶͓̳͐̓n̵͈̄͌a̴͖̍ͅ ̷̗͘b̶̬͙͗͝e̵̳͓͌̑ ̷̻̗͐͠C̴̦̾ä̸̲́p̵͚̃̚t̴̝̲͌̕a̴̺̍i̸͙̞̽̕n̷͕̚ͅ ̸͖̉̋P̵͚̽é̴̺n̶̨͆̍ẗ̸̜̘́a̷͍̹͝͠h̷̫̼̆̔ó̴̮̚o̶̘̔k̵̞̋̊ ̸̡͒ǎ̵̢̋n̵̪̓ T̶̡̬́́w̵̹̋̎ỏ̶͈̘ ̶͕͐E̷͈̬̊y̵̹͊͜͝e̵̟̥̍p̷̜̓͝ͅă̵̠̟̚t̶͕̳͒͌c̶̡͍͛ḣ̴̥e̴͇̯͐̓s̶̲̏
i didn't know you existed
Ignore that guy. He be a nuisance when I be around.
WHO are they
The Pentahook. I heard a song about him once. Something about five hooks for a hand or something.
do you want to join the council for demons as your boats upgrade is done you technically complete the requirement that non demons need to join
Uh... would that mean I'd lose me crew?
no but they would have to either give you their souls or swear loyalty to you in order to also join
Well, that be a relief. Sure thing then!
@council-for-demons we got a captain joining us open up the docks
S̸̡̅ͅö̶̯̉ ̶̟̌͌ṯ̸̮̋h̶̳̙̿͘e̷͓̾y̷̰̱͋ ̴̠̓ģ̵̏͝ė̴͔t̴͎̃̕ ̴̬̆̔a̷̦̥̽͐n̶̎ͅ ̶̤̠̆͝i̸̜̳͌̚n̶̔ͅv̶̲͙̀i̵̖͂t̵̳́͝ė̵͈ ̵̰͙͋b̴̻̲̓u̸̩̠̓͂t̴͓̽ ̶̨̼̄n̶̝̈́ȍ̵͙͙ ̴̻͉͂o̷̧͑͆n̵̛̹̄e̸̢̚ ̷̣̋ę̸͇̍v̶̯̠̈̈e̴͔̊n̸̻̝͂͠ ̴͎̋͆m̵̛͖ë̷̙̮̔n̶̖̄t̶̲͎̽i̷̢̗͗̕o̷̖͊̽n̷̡̘͒ś̵̡͚́ ̷͇̗̌P̷̝̾ḙ̷̏n̷͕͒t̷͉̍͝a̶͈̼͋̏h̵̳̟̀̓o̴̥̍͌ò̵̲̺̂k̷͔̄̿ ̵͈̾ ̶̣̻̽I̵̘̯͋ ̷̻͂̿c̴̻͝ä̶̡́̈ń̵͖’̶̜͂̚t̶̲̅ ̸̳͚̽ȩ̶̐̿ṿ̷͂̍ë̷̪́̈n̵͓͇̾̕ ̷͕̝̂w̷̡̙͠ȍ̸͕̣͝r̷̺̃̌ǩ̸̨ ̸̭̰̈́ä̵͇́ ̷̹̄s̸͖͎̊̐t̶͓̞̑a̸̪͌b̷̭͓͂l̷̨̰͒e̵͈͝ ̷̺̝̈́j̵̨́̚o̸͈̊b̷̹͒ ̵̘̣̿ǒ̵̠̗̑ñ̴̩̙̓ ̸̰͋â̶̱c̶̯̣͗̅c̵̥̏̅ṑ̵̹͕u̷̡͆̓n̵̛̟̹͝ṭ̶̢̑͛ ̸̧̀o̶̙͆’̴͔̯͐ ̸̮͒̏m̴̗̅ẹ̵̓͠ ̷̻̮̊̊h̷͖̎a̷̲͑͋v̴̹̐͐i̵̭͗̕ͅñ̴̮̚ ̶͇̼́5̸̻͒ ̴̧̆̅h̵̩̊ó̶͎ȯ̶̗k̶̠̪͛s̶͖̞̍̚ ̷̨̨̐̚f̸̼͝ő̶̭̙ȑ̵̗͌ ̷̧͚̚a̶̼̕ ̴͚̑̕h̶̜͘a̷̱͑n̸̜̓d̷̨̯̋̐
E̴̻̖̓͆v̸̱̏͜e̵̘̍̈́ŗ̶̏y̸̞̍ő̴̪n̴̖̔̓ḙ̸̎ ̶͔̝̇̀b̶͜͝ḙ̷̀̕ ̵̬͔̑f̵̠̋̓ô̷̧̫r̸͉̜̓g̶͍̟͒e̸̢̚͜͠t̵͎̙͛͝ţ̸̤̈i̶͎͒̒n̶̡͠ ̸̝́̂ǎ̷̹b̷͔̎͜o̸̪̩̽ǔ̵̜͔t̷̡͔͆̆ ̴̛͈ͅȯ̴̡̤l̸̫̣̕d̵̳̩̍̍ ̴̛͔͠p̶̡̑͂e̴͓̽̓ǹ̵̘͓ṭ̷̾͆ȧ̶̟̐h̵͇͖̒͘ȍ̸̡͋o̶̗̚͠k̵̢̘͠ ̵̦̔
I̷̬͚̿͘’̸̟̹̀̓d̶͙͈͒ ̴̡͓̀͘w̵̮̥͋i̸̧̢̔p̷̨̂e̷̯͛̈ ̴̟̾͑á̸͚w̷̰̆͝ȁ̸̺̈́ỷ̴̪̒ ̶̖͎͆̚m̴̱̾̕͜e̷͉͛̑ ̶͇̼̈͝ț̵̑̚è̵͎͍̂ạ̷̢̈́r̸͚̂̉ș̷͚͋ ̴̩̔̐ḃ̴̺u̷̗̘̅́t̴̡̺̎̕ ̵̲̯͊I̵̭̓̈́ ̶̯͕̿d̵̗̏͋o̷̗͋n̶͖̅̕’̷̙̚͠t̵̻̭̀ ̶͚̓w̵̰͂̄a̵̮͐n̶͓̳͐̓n̵͈̄͌a̴͖̍ͅ ̷̗͘b̶̬͙͗͝e̵̳͓͌̑ ̷̻̗͐͠C̴̦̾ä̸̲́p̵͚̃̚t̴̝̲͌̕a̴̺̍i̸͙̞̽̕n̷͕̚ͅ ̸͖̉̋P̵͚̽é̴̺n̶̨͆̍ẗ̸̜̘́a̷͍̹͝͠h̷̫̼̆̔ó̴̮̚o̶̘̔k̵̞̋̊ ̸̡͒ǎ̵̢̋n̵̪̓ T̶̡̬́́w̵̹̋̎ỏ̶͈̘ ̶͕͐E̷͈̬̊y̵̹͊͜͝e̵̟̥̍p̷̜̓͝ͅă̵̠̟̚t̶͕̳͒͌c̶̡͍͛ḣ̴̥e̴͇̯͐̓s̶̲̏
i didn't know you existed
Ignore that guy. He be a nuisance when I be around.
Ahoy, matey! How be you?
-@captain-exclam
Ahoy back t' you! I be good, ye?
I be good as well.
I'm a fucking pirate ghost
Cool.
@captain-exclam, come get your rogue spirit.
Aye!
GET BACK HERE, YOU SCALLYWAG!
@captain-exclam × @pirate-english-anon
This might soon happen, landlubber.
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In Paraguay there lives a man
Five rusty hooks on his right hand
And rage consumes his every living day
As one against the entire world
His hooks of deadly wrath unfurled
Slashing all the bastards in his way
He fights to die
He lives to kill
To cut your throat
His greatest skill
He'll eat your kids
And punch your house
And set fire to your cat
So we'll raise our hooks up to the sky
And drink to absent friends
Those far away and those who died
Still fighting to the end
Have no fear for life is short
And death will take us all
So when that bastard comes for us
We'll meet him standing tall
Die by the Rage of the Pentahook!
Many legends have been told
Of evil men from days of old
But none of them compare to what he's done
Sadistic psycho through and through
There's nothing nasty he won't do
One time he shot a baby with a gun
He'll break your neck
And eat your face
The foe of all
The human race
He'll stab your mum
And drink your rum
This bastard can't be killed
So we'll raise our hooks up to the sky
And drink to absent friends
Those far away and those who died
Still fighting to the end
Have no fear for life is short
And death will take us all
So when that bastard comes for us
We'll meet him standing tall
Set sail for the twilight hall
"STOP IM NOT A PIRATE YOU FUCKS!!!!!!!!"
Be this anon of any disturbance to ye, landlubber?
“YES PLEASE TAKE YOUR PIRATES. I AM NOT ONE”
I see.
FOLLOW ME, ME HEARTIES!
In Paraguay there lives a man
Five rusty hooks on his right hand
And rage consumes his every living day
As one against the entire world
His hooks of deadly wrath unfurled
Slashing all the bastards in his way
He fights to die
He lives to kill
To cut your throat
His greatest skill
He'll eat your kids
And punch your house
And set fire to your cat
So we'll raise our hooks up to the sky
And drink to absent friends
Those far away and those who died
Still fighting to the end
Have no fear for life is short
And death will take us all
So when that bastard comes for us
We'll meet him standing tall
Die by the Rage of the Pentahook!
Many legends have been told
Of evil men from days of old
But none of them compare to what he's done
Sadistic psycho through and through
There's nothing nasty he won't do
One time he shot a baby with a gun
He'll break your neck
And eat your face
The foe of all
The human race
He'll stab your mum
And drink your rum
This bastard can't be killed
So we'll raise our hooks up to the sky
And drink to absent friends
Those far away and those who died
Still fighting to the end
Have no fear for life is short
And death will take us all
So when that bastard comes for us
We'll meet him standing tall
Set sail for the twilight hall
"STOP IM NOT A PIRATE YOU FUCKS!!!!!!!!"
Be this anon of any disturbance to ye, landlubber?
Far away in a secret cove
In the land of Sgriubh-á-dubh
We hide our mighty pirate ship
From the eyes of folks like you
Aboard the good ship Matey
We brew a toxic punch
It looks a bit like gravy
And it tastes like captain crunch
Ephemeral, delectable
Entirely undetectable
You'll need a pair of spectacles
For diplomatic dog
I sail the seas of Sgriubh-á-dubh Island
So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion
Always on the search for treasure
So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion
Drink to the end of time
“Im NOT ⏃ pirateee”
You called, Settings? I heard there be a pirate anon here.
Wait, you're not Settings... must be a friend then.
do you want to join the council for demons as your boats upgrade is done you technically complete the requirement that non demons need to join
Uh... would that mean I'd lose me crew?
no but they would have to either give you their souls or swear loyalty to you in order to also join
Well, that be a relief. Sure thing then!
@council-for-demons we got a captain joining us open up the docks
We- We dont have an office...
what towns do we own they have a boat that is filled with souls of the damned well the wood is
None. I mean theres that one but you dont want to go there.
I mean I have a decent sized island…. It’s overrun by my spiders though if that bothers you. I’d be willing to let the council-for-demons use it for business if we need somewhere.
Eh... Spiders are all good, but we do have a few demons and souls who have a habit of eating spiders.
Free snacks? The demons and souls can’t eat all of them. My spiders repopulate quickly so they’ll be fine. Though I can see if I can find somewhere unoccupied for the council.
I think mostly we're happy to live with spiders. Its better than living there anyway.
Yeah…… no thanks. Come make yourselves at home! Also don’t mind the pixies they’re the island’s main protection.
@succufaerie @f4y3w00d5 @ashen-the-tiefling @terrencetheshark14 @jhomikle @willowplantcat @aileaxthevoidien
Well, I have my own home island, and like, how big of spiders are we talking?
Hmmm they’re not huge but not tiny. About a dozen makes a good meal for most.
And come and go as you please, any council member is welcome to!
I won't be eating them, just wanted to know how much I wouldn't want to be near them
Oh… well they’re super friendly. They usually like saying hi up close and personal but I can request they give you space if you prefer?
Yeah a little, I dunno, spiders are cool but not when it's a lot of them y'know?
To each their own I guess. Well I’ll make sure they don’t bother you if/when you visit for council business or anything!
...and if I go here, I should see- WHAT IS THIS?!
AHH WHAT?
You may have to introduce yourselves, because I am utterly confused. This place looks nothing like Exclamania.
Exclamania? Nope! Just my island. Though now it’s kinda the @council-for-demons and it’s members island.
Im uneven-daemon, a daemon from another dimension that landed here when I was thrown out of my own. The spiders are just here, they decided to build a civilization on my island and elect me and their deity or something like that. And the pixies protect the island and find things for me sometimes. Who….. are you?
I was just playing Exclamania, looking for Captain Nord, but on my way ended up here.
@captain-exclam uhhhhh this one’s yours I guess. This is not…. my area of expertise….. I normally deal with random odd objects…….
But how do I explain the Demon Council to the player?
do you want to join the council for demons as your boats upgrade is done you technically complete the requirement that non demons need to join
Uh... would that mean I'd lose me crew?
no but they would have to either give you their souls or swear loyalty to you in order to also join
Well, that be a relief. Sure thing then!
@council-for-demons we got a captain joining us open up the docks
We- We dont have an office...
what towns do we own they have a boat that is filled with souls of the damned well the wood is
None. I mean theres that one but you dont want to go there.
I mean I have a decent sized island…. It’s overrun by my spiders though if that bothers you. I’d be willing to let the council-for-demons use it for business if we need somewhere.
Eh... Spiders are all good, but we do have a few demons and souls who have a habit of eating spiders.
Free snacks? The demons and souls can’t eat all of them. My spiders repopulate quickly so they’ll be fine. Though I can see if I can find somewhere unoccupied for the council.
I think mostly we're happy to live with spiders. Its better than living there anyway.
Yeah…… no thanks. Come make yourselves at home! Also don’t mind the pixies they’re the island’s main protection.
@succufaerie @f4y3w00d5 @ashen-the-tiefling @terrencetheshark14 @jhomikle @willowplantcat @aileaxthevoidien
Well, I have my own home island, and like, how big of spiders are we talking?
Hmmm they’re not huge but not tiny. About a dozen makes a good meal for most.
And come and go as you please, any council member is welcome to!
I won't be eating them, just wanted to know how much I wouldn't want to be near them
Oh… well they’re super friendly. They usually like saying hi up close and personal but I can request they give you space if you prefer?
Yeah a little, I dunno, spiders are cool but not when it's a lot of them y'know?
To each their own I guess. Well I’ll make sure they don’t bother you if/when you visit for council business or anything!
...and if I go here, I should see- WHAT IS THIS?!
AHH WHAT?
You may have to introduce yourselves, because I am utterly confused. This place looks nothing like Exclamania.
Don't be worried, Player. This be the Demon Council.
The what now?
*sigh* @uneven-daemon You might have to introduce yerself and the other guys to the player here.
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do you want to join the council for demons as your boats upgrade is done you technically complete the requirement that non demons need to join
Uh... would that mean I'd lose me crew?
no but they would have to either give you their souls or swear loyalty to you in order to also join
Well, that be a relief. Sure thing then!
@council-for-demons we got a captain joining us open up the docks
We- We dont have an office...
what towns do we own they have a boat that is filled with souls of the damned well the wood is
None. I mean theres that one but you dont want to go there.
I mean I have a decent sized island…. It’s overrun by my spiders though if that bothers you. I’d be willing to let the council-for-demons use it for business if we need somewhere.
Eh... Spiders are all good, but we do have a few demons and souls who have a habit of eating spiders.
Free snacks? The demons and souls can’t eat all of them. My spiders repopulate quickly so they’ll be fine. Though I can see if I can find somewhere unoccupied for the council.
I think mostly we're happy to live with spiders. Its better than living there anyway.
Yeah…… no thanks. Come make yourselves at home! Also don’t mind the pixies they’re the island’s main protection.
@succufaerie @f4y3w00d5 @ashen-the-tiefling @terrencetheshark14 @jhomikle @willowplantcat @aileaxthevoidien
Well, I have my own home island, and like, how big of spiders are we talking?
Hmmm they’re not huge but not tiny. About a dozen makes a good meal for most.
And come and go as you please, any council member is welcome to!
I won't be eating them, just wanted to know how much I wouldn't want to be near them
Oh… well they’re super friendly. They usually like saying hi up close and personal but I can request they give you space if you prefer?
Yeah a little, I dunno, spiders are cool but not when it's a lot of them y'know?
To each their own I guess. Well I’ll make sure they don’t bother you if/when you visit for council business or anything!
...and if I go here, I should see- WHAT IS THIS?!
AHH WHAT?
You may have to introduce yourselves, because I am utterly confused. This place looks nothing like Exclamania.
Don't be worried, Player. This be the Demon Council.
do you want to join the council for demons as your boats upgrade is done you technically complete the requirement that non demons need to join
Uh... would that mean I'd lose me crew?
no but they would have to either give you their souls or swear loyalty to you in order to also join
Well, that be a relief. Sure thing then!
@council-for-demons we got a captain joining us open up the docks
We- We dont have an office...
what towns do we own they have a boat that is filled with souls of the damned well the wood is
None. I mean theres that one but you dont want to go there.
I mean I have a decent sized island…. It’s overrun by my spiders though if that bothers you. I’d be willing to let the council-for-demons use it for business if we need somewhere.
Eh... Spiders are all good, but we do have a few demons and souls who have a habit of eating spiders.
Free snacks? The demons and souls can’t eat all of them. My spiders repopulate quickly so they’ll be fine. Though I can see if I can find somewhere unoccupied for the council.
I think mostly we're happy to live with spiders. Its better than living there anyway.
Yeah…… no thanks. Come make yourselves at home! Also don’t mind the pixies they’re the island’s main protection.
@succufaerie @f4y3w00d5 @ashen-the-tiefling @terrencetheshark14 @jhomikle @willowplantcat @aileaxthevoidien
Well, I have my own home island, and like, how big of spiders are we talking?
Hmmm they’re not huge but not tiny. About a dozen makes a good meal for most.
And come and go as you please, any council member is welcome to!
I won't be eating them, just wanted to know how much I wouldn't want to be near them
Oh… well they’re super friendly. They usually like saying hi up close and personal but I can request they give you space if you prefer?
Yeah a little, I dunno, spiders are cool but not when it's a lot of them y'know?
To each their own I guess. Well I’ll make sure they don’t bother you if/when you visit for council business or anything!
...and if I go here, I should see- WHAT IS THIS?!
Player? You be here too?
