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@ketene
“I AM THE BAG DOGE
GUARDIAN OF THIS BAG”
That person must have a really strong upper body to carry that doge
Right?
Gonna lift this whole doggo <3
A bag is just a hug that takes you places. (:
this is the most beautiful fucking thing I’ve ever seen
A delightful turn of events
bless this post
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i made a thing. let me know how long it takes you to win. I’M STARTING NOW WITH TALE OF THE BODY THIEF, I’LL LET YA KNOW KIDS. 4 BOXES ALREADY JUST FROM THE PROLOGUE.
you forgot “The Hell?” “iPhone,” “Bon Jovi,” and “Paris,”
I think I would have won in two chapters when reading PLatRoA.
What about Damnedest Creature and Brat Prince?
(&:) The People seem to want an Anne Rice/VampChron drinking game instead of a bingo card, which is really a better way to go about the series - alcohol makes everything go down so much easier. And I’m sure there have to be some drinking game rules still floating around online somewhere - back when our family first got Internet in 1997, Anne Rice drinking games were on every damn fan site. There was no denial that the One True Way to read VampChron was with the book in one hand and a bottle of firewater in the other. Bless this mess, amen. :_)
If anyone thought I wasn’t drinking along to my own jokes to the new book, i got something to tell ya.
So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was
“Ah, my fart cone.”
So anyway
This was a thrill from start to finish
I’ve reblogged this before and I will continue to do so because without fail every time I see this I laugh until I can’t breathe
What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”
“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”
“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”
“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”
“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”
“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”
“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”
“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”
“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”
“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”
“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”
“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”
@ketene looolll
GUYS THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE PLOT OF: ONCE BITTEN (1985)
This came up on my facebook feed and I am so excited to see how generation Xers and Baby Boomers will find a way to use this to shit on millenials anyways
nice okay we’re off to a good start
oh boy do i have something to tell you about millennials, working, and debt that’s gonna absolutely blow your socks off
banksy’s family found this article
Why old people so mad.
It’s funny because millennials can pretty much multitask like it’s second nature simply because it’s necessary to keep up with society, while baby boomers whine about reading subtitles and can’t seem to program anything more complicated than a VCR.
But sure, ok, the kids are lazy and have entitlement complexes
Older Generations: -Make comics about kids not knowing how books work-
Millenials: -Read more books than anyone else-
Older Generations: …no we changed our minds reading a lot is lazy and entitled now
“laughfulable”
@kaylahunt @ketene idk which account you’ll see this on first but I feel like this is right up your alley lmao
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Marius: '...And never never make one as young as Armand.'
Lestat: 'Yeah whatever old man.'
i made a thing. let me know how long it takes you to win. I’M STARTING NOW WITH TALE OF THE BODY THIEF, I’LL LET YA KNOW KIDS. 4 BOXES ALREADY JUST FROM THE PROLOGUE.
Can you imagine how trashed you’d get off this if it was a drinking game…
I encourage you to do so. IF YOURE LIKE ME AND ENJOY DRINKING ALONE TO READ BOOKS IT'S AN EXCELLENT TIME. VAMPIRE PARTY YALL.
i made a thing. let me know how long it takes you to win. I’M STARTING NOW WITH TALE OF THE BODY THIEF, I’LL LET YA KNOW KIDS. 4 BOXES ALREADY JUST FROM THE PROLOGUE.
Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then
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does your stomach ever make noises that sound like the mario theme
I love this so much.
Woah this is brilliant.
Have a whole bunch of me in 2015. It’s supposed to be 6 but lol vanity. I tag whoever wants to deal with the Tumblr app being painfully slow while uploading.
fav lady
A maintenance person came to fix some caulking in my bathroom and left me this amazing three smiley face note (that’s right, three) about Charlie. Charlie cat best cat.
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Here’s the orbital period of our solar system’s 8 major planets (how long it takes each to travel around the sun). Their size is to scale and their speed is accurate relative to Earth’s. The repetition of each GIF is proportional to their orbital period. Mercury takes less than 3 months to zoom around Sol, Neptune takes nearly 165 years.
fuck this gifset do you know how long i sat here waiting for fucking neptune to drag its lazy ass into the frame
me welcoming you into my disgusting room: and this is my depression crevice
