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Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

Something I absolutely love is not caving into the pressure of "you HAVE to watch popular gay show the writing is actually competent and they won't ruin it this time" and being like "hmmm I don't know... I watched popular gay show before and it turned bad..." only to much later get your door knocked on and it's your mutuals crestfallen and you get to be like "let me guess. it turned bad."

The energy on the dash... Let me guess

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

My parasite says i cant do that anymore sorry

My parasite says i have to go

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

I would let her kill me for sport

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.