Son, just don't

Mood

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK

For those of you who aren’t going to vote in the 2020 election because Bernie or whoever didn’t win primaries.

I don't like the jiggle.

i love the jiggle

I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

It’s Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif

With one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode

me? I’m a simply guy, I see a pigeon with even the slightest difference in color or pattern than the average pigeon, and I say “wow look at that pigeon!” it’s just who I am

Charles Darwin made this post

this is the funniest goddamn reply

NOOOOO

I can’t believe they did it to ‘em

me and my family after someone sneaks amphetamines in our food

*opens the closet to get paper towels and this kid immediately jumps and latches onto my face like a headcrab*

fr*nch people dont use tumblr theyre too busy trying to get cancer by smoking those cigarettes on those long sticks at Café du Racíste

My dad just told me he used to get kicked out of bars at 16 when he would tell bouncers his star sign was Gemini and my mom said you realize it’s bc your fake ID said your birthday was in December and not because you’re a Gemini?

why tf do I get so emotional at night. who is this night bitch?? she needs to go to sleep.