Sad Bitch Goth

I would just love if there were an official silly sign right h-

Introducing yourself to people is so embarrassing. Like hey this is my stupid fucking name, I enjoy exactly 3 things, and am clearly anxious. please don't immediately hate me

i've been known to have a thought

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am